SoD

I hate it here.

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

My 4 neurons diagnosing conditions in 5 minutes, putting up drips and taking bloods in casualty when I’m on call😭:

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

Thinking about how the Bible needed Judas to be the bad guy Chun Li

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Take note, sir:

Suicidal empathy was literally the sin of Judas.

Think of what that money could have done for the poor, says the man who turns Christ over to the Roman authorities, and later hung himself in despair.

He makes the statement when Lazarus's sister Mary annoints the feet of Jesus with a costly perfume.  

The wisdom in making a misapplied, deceitful and narcissistic empathic altruism the sin of the betrayer of Christ Himself is breathtaking.

It's another example (along with bottomless depths of the story of Cain and Abel and the brazen serpent who is also Jesus) of the truly incomprehensible literary genius of the Biblical canon.

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

I just had an unfortunate thought but it’ll get me crucified

[H-Metro @HMetro_]

THE recently launched Harare-London route is scheduled to start this evening with Cabinet Ministers and senior Government officials set to visit the United Kingdom for another relaunch.

https://t.co/2ZJmo2ftZx

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

“Mummy, where’s daddy?”

He’s locking in to become an AI native, sweetheart.

[Alec MacGillis @AlecMacGillis]

This is pretty bleak.

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

No shade but not having to go through South Africa, Zambia, Kenya or Ethiopia >>>😭✋🏽

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

I’m going to actually need this to be successful

[ZimLive @zimlive]

An Airbus A330 from Spanish airline Plus Ultra will land in Harare before midday to begin a new service between Harare and London under a wet lease partnership with Air Zimbabwe. The crew will be Spanish, while Air Zimbabwe handles bookings. First of 3 weekly flights on Wednesday

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

Whole time he’s the aged silk

[LRMF @LRMF54]

Nutting dust at this point

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

😭✋🏽I really was just reading books and minding my business

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

Had teenage boys imitating the Bane voice and confusing me in the process🫩

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

14 years ago today, ‘THE DARK KNIGHT RISES’ released in theaters.

[Dimps @duragpapi__]

I’m hanging so bad yoh 😭😭😭 this is why I’ll take backshots over tequila shots anyday

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

I wish the religious psychosis actually made them good people and follow the word ☹️

[diamond.in.the.rough💎🦋 @symplymichelle]

For Zimbabweans to be freed from religion psychosis 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

I can’t tell whether he’s wearing a bib or a towel around his neck

[El Jay @yours__jay]

😁😁

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

Wasn’t Mbuya Nehanda a stud?

[neon black. @uhndilee]

zimbabwe so homophobic but there's something called "the great dyke"? #ok #nooticing

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

It’s black people from every country who are always tweeting about relationships if we’re being honest

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

how bad is the dating scene in Nigeria & South africa? these niggas always tweeting about relationship discourse

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

She’s done so much for the jean skirt community

[WemaBars📶 @InfinityBars99]

Zimbabwe politician's kids are so rich🙌🏽

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

“When you finish paying…a couple months later”

As in a payment plan?

[sir_wicknell. @wicknellchivayo]

TIME IS MONEY...that awkward moment when you're invited to the @Jacodandco1 factory by the owner @jacobarabo and you decide to spoil yourself with a few classic watches worth USD 4.3 million 💰🤑...GOD IS THE GREATEST...🙏🙏🙏

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

Double hood Skepta

[StillWannaPegSethRogen! @KhandiCoat]

THIS nigga was pressure??!!!

THIS ONE??!!!!!!!!

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

Norway Masala 💕

[🌻 @ONLYTANGS_]

never in doubt

[SoD @Can_You_Handle]

This is so random

[Tess Malone @temalone]

This is the fucking funniest one to me.

[ivo @trashmagiq]

Madonna still being stuck on trade from the ‘70s makes me feel so doomed omg it really doesn’t get better