Tess Malone

Queer Jewish writer in the South. She/her. Views my own. RTs ≠ endorsements

[Tess Malone @temalone]

I probably should have a Taylor burner account, but I'm over having multiple internet personalities so on this account you will get Taylor standom, complaints on Atlanta politics, literary fiction subtweets, and times my cats barfed on something.

[Tess Malone @temalone]

We know

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Olivia Rodrigo names her top five Letterboxd favorites:

• Gone Girl
• The Worst Person in the World
• The Virgin Suicides
• Bridesmaids
• Twilight

(Via @Dazed)

[Honey @honeyliketaylor]

Pull the string and I’ll tell you that he runs because he loves me

[Tess Malone @temalone]

@barely_th3re You and the woman behind you both got that shit on

[dhanush 🍉 @spunchbawbII]

hi i'm matthew rhys. i'm an emmy winner. i starred in the americans with my perfect and universally adored wife, keri russell. my first language is welsh. i'm leading an apple tv+ show. and i somehow get more handsome every year. man fuck you

[Tess Malone @temalone]

@rebelpioneer Yes I love it!

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[A🧬⛓️ @brekkerology]

they’re gonna make their bisexual character have a gay friend group and a straight friend group that he hides from each other this is too good

[Tess Malone @temalone]

@rebelpioneer it had a nail in the sidewall! IDK how tf that pep boys missed that yesterday. never going back

[Tess Malone @temalone]

Fun Wednesday afternoon

[linds @kitsbane]

the way this friend group moves 4 weddings and a funeral could have happened in that amount of time

[Tess Malone @temalone]

@rebelpioneer update: it was totally flat this am

[Tess Malone @temalone]

@rebelpioneer turned out to be nothing (loss of air because I hit a curb earlier), but they did recommend replacing one tire soon

[croptopsandcourtrooms @croptopsllc]

When I’m at the office and a man steps off the elevator first, I just know he wasn’t raised in the South.

[cate @seaofbelIs]

don’t know what’s going on here but I really love the group mandated crop tops

[Tess Malone @temalone]

@croptopsllc @inreGray I love a red heel

[Tess Malone @temalone]

@DBATCats

[🌟🧡🤍🩷 @singin_swiftie]

imagine giving birth to a child and naming her after ur favorite song writer then that child grows up to become a song writer and gets so prolific that she ranks above him

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

yeah it’s like, will Odysseus ever make it home? we have no way of knowing

[Tess Malone @temalone]

Not Suitable for Work asks a brave question: is the girl working in investment banking likable and charming enough to root for? No because it’s investment banking. Why am I supposed to want good things for her?