Canada Calamity

Documenting the craziest tales and ongoings from Canada today. Guiding Canada to be the best it can be! 🍁🏒

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I firmly believe Canada's north can be built and inhabited. #NorthernCanada #GreatWhiteNorth #Canada #CanadianMarkets #CanadaHousing

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@CaddieNetwork Honestly, Pebble sucks for the US Open. It's fine for the AmEx or whatever, but not for an Open.

I'm looking forward to Frisco. It'll be better than Pebble!

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@vSniperOG @BrettKollmann Because at the level of billionaires & "industry leaders", everything is money laundering & financial churn. Spending & buying for the sake of swashing around money in a bucket. It's all fake. Every last penny.

This new build is unnecessary. That's exactly why it's being done.

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@Muskokapetrotec @Muskoka411 Mattamy Homes. He was at Peter Gilgan's cottage-estate.

Idk how much Brookfield has invested in Mattamy, but it would be interesting to know!

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@StephenPunwasi You can get detached homes in NB for $200k or less. There must be some catch with this particular listing. It might include 100 acres beyond the track.

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@Harry__Faulkner They should just build it in Northern Ontario where there is infinite land. So silly, and frankly, stupid.

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@SNstats I wonder who won the Cup in those years? 1971 and 1986?

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@BubbaDave64 @TheMasters It's literally on CBS in America. Just plug in an HD Antenna, which costs $20 (one time payment) for permanent, free access to Over-the-Air Network broadcasts in every major US City. Modern Rabbit Ears. Easiest way to watch major events.

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@ShaziGoalie $4M, even $2.74M, is insane for this. You can get into A-tier areas of Toronto proper for that. Like Leaside, Beaches or Swansea.

Even $2.74M is a huge overpayment! If it weren't for inflation, this should be under $1M.

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@Duke_113 @JJ_McCullough Find one contemporary article from Gordie Howe's career where the term "elbows up" is written or said.

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@401_da_sarpanch A good driver rarely misses their exit; a bad driver, never.

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Mytho Canada

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@401_da_sarpanch Why is the man dressed up as The Weeknd?

[Shazi @ShaziGoalie]

📢 Aggressive Buyers Annihilated in Ajax 😵‍💫

📍Ajax, ON

ONE DAY is all it took to sell this Ajax home in 2022 for $600,000 OVER ASKING 🤑

Fast forward 3 years and the owners have capitulated for a whopping $600,000 loss 💸

This is getting INSANE! 🚨

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I simply must make a tweet to honour Phil Mickelson leading the 2025 Open Championship.

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@JJ_McCullough It never came from hockey, JJ. They made it up. No one ever used it in hockey, the way we use other terms like "Hudson Bay Rules", "barnburner", "Donnybrook", "top cheese" or many others.

Elbows Up was never from hockey. Not even inspired by it. It's a Liberal hoax.

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@6ixbuzztv Again? Didn't a similar incident happen last week?

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@operadirector @SammieT26 No, it doesn't. No one in hockey ever said this prior to March 2025. If you can find one article, or past hockey broadcast, where this is mentioned, I'm all ears.

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@RoryinCanada @401_da_sarpanch Brother, everyone in the country had their lives disrupted for *years* on end. Those weeks you're talking about had already been severely disrupted by govt measures!

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I love how you can absolutely hear Pink Pony Club playing in the background of this interview between Kris Knoblauch and Gene Principe 😅 #Oilers