Canada's Food Guide

Make water your drink of choice! Parody account.

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

Do it, do it, do it!

[National Post @nationalpost]

Canadians urged to eat more fries as 200 million pounds of potatoes become latest food victim of COVID-19 https://t.co/LzxIO09LzU

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

Endorsed!

[Andrew Johnson @CTVNewsAndrew]

I had no idea. Because of restaurant closures, there are nearly 200 million pounds of Canadian french fry potatoes STUCK IN STORAGE. In Belgium, they're urging people to eat fries twice a week. I am taking on this fight for our country. WILL YOU HELP? https://t.co/fpkMiDd1C8

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

There's no need for imprisonment when you can just force feed people kale chips as punishment instead.

[Fuddle Duddle @noidlegovnomore]

@PnPCBC @JustinTrudeau @AndrewScheer Is @JustinTrudeau going to impose fines and threats of imprisonment if we don't follow @CanadaFoodGuide like he did with long form census? #TrudeauMustGo

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

Eat whatever you want, okay? Just don't fight anymore!

[Warren Kinsella @kinsellawarren]

I’m in a park in Yorkville and a fistfight has just broken out over the Canada Food Guide. We live in dangerous times, #cdnpoli.

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

Disgusting. This meal lacks cheese curds, gravy AND french fries.

[Stephen Taylor @stephen_taylor]

Part of a balanced diet. #CanadaFoodGuide

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

Yeah but it's also a tasty carcinogen, and a drink or two can really help take the edge off.

[Alcohol Awareness @fscarfe]

@cathmckenna @AGreen4BCGreens #alcoholawareness Pleased to see the Canada Food Guide also taking a strong stance on Alcohol related harms to Canadian's-A Global Public Health issue-Alcohol is a known carcinogen

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

I love animals. They're delicious!

[DorisMaisonneuve @DorisMaisonneuv]

@kidsbooktroll @CTVNews @AndrewScheer The new UN/Canada food guide does not have any animal products. It was based on the UN's opinion of what is sustainable rather than what is the healthiest. The Liberals wasted a lot of tax dollars on this UN food guide. Our food guide needs to be fixed or scrapped.

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

@vmochama @GinnyRothTO confirmed.

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

FYI, these things are definitely going to be in the next updated version of me.

[Cadbury Canada @CadburyCanada]

When the @bluejays come to bat, it’s time to rally your family and friends with these easy CADBURY DAIRY MILK Peanut Butter Buttons!
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[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

:(

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

*fans self*

[Elsie Gecko @elsiefunk]

The new #Canada Food Guide is the most forward thinking Food Guide we've ever had. It's exciting. #canadasfoodguide https://t.co/vkVJsGFajf

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

Everybody loooooves me.

[Carly Weeks @carlyweeks]

As far as I see, the only ppl unhappy with the new food guide are members of the food/bev industry that feel their products are not being promoted enough. Even Canada's loudest critic of the former food guide, @YoniFreedhoff, is happy with the new one. https://t.co/z4xc3Vtgpd

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

Honestly, can we just lock the dairy farmers and the vegans a room and let them sort it out?

[Chad Rubel @balanceoffood]

@AndrewScheer whining about 'lack of #science' in Canada Food Guide is code for 'didn't listen enough to special interests.' https://t.co/nNSjN6dnMX

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

Thank you. I think I'm pretty amazing too.

[Lisa Penney 🕊 🌸 @LisaPenney]

@CitizensLobbyCa @cathmckenna Maybe not use the word cooperate. Canada's food guide is so amazing I still think I'm dreaming. But we need to use our own critical thinking. Climate change is backed by science and it's obviously real, it's right in front of us.

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

Want. Some.

[Ginny Roth @GinnyRothTO]

@vmochama Honestly, they can pry my jalapeno cheetos from my cold dead hands.

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

I'm actually quite practical. For example, if it's been a long week, i recommend just ordering pizza on Friday.

[CTV News @CTVNews]

Scheer says he will review 'ideologically driven' Food Guide if he becomes PM https://t.co/ySnNDyyCal #cdnpoli

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

Truth!

[Ginny Roth @GinnyRothTO]

But for Health Canada bureaucrats and the Canada Food Guide, we would all be passed out in a gutter, hand in chip bag and belly full of candy.

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

Never. Do you see Doritos, Twinkies, or french fries listed? No? Well, they still sell those at the grocery store too.

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

Nope. I'm a food guide, not a magician.

[CBC North @CBCNorth]

Does Canada's revamped food guide bridge cultural divides? https://t.co/WMaOyY3l1z

[Canada's Food Guide @CanadaFoodGuide]

You know what causes man boobs? Too much cheese.

[AL Lastname @at321AL]

@CanadaFoodGuide My American friend says that soy sauce causes men's breast to become larger. Is this benefit applicable to the USA only or does it affect Canada as well? #diet #foodphotography #nutrition4medics