Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷

Life sucks He/Him

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

Do not talk to me
Don’t reach out
Let me just walk off into the sunset

[Greg W. 🛰🅰️ @grw1177]

@peta @MELobsterFest I'd rather see a busty crustacean than a crusty bus station

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

@AdjustedHockey @DailyFaceoff i made this list based on who seemed to be consensus best F/D/G a while ago

[Yisuno ⚝ | SKARM BELIEVER @TheYisusOne]

Torkoal when it's sunny and Trick Room's set up:

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

@_MiroToZero_ I’m ngl Necas over Hischier feels wrong too

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

@Guruelous Toews
Barkov
Kopitar
Bergeron

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

ON FUCKING REPEAT

[The Sabre Report @TheSabreReport]

🚨 IT'S OUT 🚨

The Best Moments from the 2025-26 Season is up on YouTube.

🔗 https://t.co/8etUIcL0xw

[The Sabre Report @TheSabreReport]

🚨 IT'S OUT 🚨

The Best Moments from the 2025-26 Season is up on YouTube.

🔗 https://t.co/8etUIcL0xw

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

@NotTheJoeMarino If a PP with Tage and Dahlin couldn’t score, no one but McDavid was gonna will it to work, it’s a dumb system

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

Can’t fault him for taking 8m and a multi year deal, wonder what Buffalo does now if anything, lot of people thought he was waiting for the Helle deal but maybe that isn’t ever gonna happen either

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

$8M AAV

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

@MikeBartner No UPL top 20 or even a mention after a pretty good season is hilarious

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

Somehow Buffalo ends up worst off from this and Winnipeg is just laughing to the bank

[Sneaky Joe @SneakyJoeSports]

Three way trade

BUF gets - Connor Hellebuyck, Luke Tuch

WIN gets - Jet Greaves, Ryan McLeod, Radim Mrtka, 27 1st

CBJ gets - UPL

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

@MikeBartner Upl top 10 is bold but respect

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

Can’t argue that, Spain were just simply a class above everyone all tournament

[x - A a r o n @23sabres]

Understandable for a game that was likely vibe coded by Claude. It’s possible they also ran out of usage. Unfortunate. Maybe next year

[Allegri démission @TheRoPix]

Je pleure

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

Messi vs Yamal for the World Cup is chills

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

@_MiroToZero_ I know music is subjective or whatever but Bully both on its own and as a song on an older nhl game fucking slap

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

@MikeBartner Daxon Rudolph below Ryker Lee lmao yea scrap the list fella

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

@NotTheJoeMarino It’s not out of this world to think Doan replaces Tuch, Benson improves, 2/3 of Ostlund, Kulich and Helenius get 30/40. Fuck you can even talk about how much better the team will be with Tage not at centre or the PP being even the slightest bit better

[Jacob 🇨🇦🇫🇷 @CanadianJesus99]

@IceMetrix Disagree on some but a pretty good list regardless