CanadianPadre🇺🇦🇨🇦

Sarcastic takes on sports and politics. In a long term abusive relationship with the San Diego Padres.

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@nut_history The 1994 season which ends with a Montreal Expo WS win, not a strike. Team left Montreal shortly after…

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@annieheilbrunn Dumbest team in baseball snatches defeat from the jaws of victory.

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@Zippy_TMS Of course, they try to steal 3rd. At least he slid….This team is so stupid.

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@annieheilbrunn Not a smart move…hurts the team.

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@lonestarfriar … and wasting challenges early in the game on non- consequential pitches. Just stupid baseball.

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Stunning how stupidly the #Padres play at times. Absolutely stunning….

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@bourscheid @Hotwielzz He has also pissed off all of the American allies.

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@RealPNavarro Other than Natalie, no one had had more orange juice in his mouth than Peter.

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@KimDobranski Like most of MAGA, you could not find Canada on a map a week ago. Lots of opinions and not a thought in your head….

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@AmericanEthical Not true. We are also laughing at the banjo strumming, cousin humping hillbillies that support him. Just like the Epstien class, they like them young.

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@eachus @TerryGlavin @okistatawan Don ‘t worry bud, if your parents divorce they will still be cousins.

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@LaboratoryMan6 This thread is proof that cousins should not have kids.

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@lucasvaugh91298 Good point, Natalie!

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@SqueezyMoto Natalie, is that you. Melania looked pretty unhappy today. Thoughts?

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@spencerpratt @FF_Burner_Acct Actually, give him a banjo, some overalls, a red hat and a few less teeth and he looks MAGA.

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@DavidStaplesYEG True to form, David Staples is an asshole.

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@SamCarterStocks @ashatku It’s scary how gullible MAGA Americans are. They believe everything this administration tells them.

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@MLB

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@NationPadres You are likely going to get your October wish. You won't be seeing this team for long, but, yes, they are better. You won't want to see them at all in 2028 (after the strike) when much of the core is 35+... and the acquisitions plus Morejon are gone.