Samantha ✌

Am I a witch or just mentally unstable and own candles?
insta&tiktok: Canadianquinnzel

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

Is it still considered drinking alone if you're with your dog?

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

Omg I finally did it. I have finally caught up and listened to every episode of #myfavoritemurder @MyFavMurder
@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i hate men but i want them to touch me

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

@ColbyBrock finally came in

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

@theicydiver Lmao

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

Who the fuck goes to a job interview in shorts, spaghetti strap tank top and flip flops?

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

@theicydiver Hahahaha no. My possible replacement apparently

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

I'm procrastinating by looking up books on how to stop procrastinating

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

Fuck it all

[Theicydiver @theicydiver]

Not to ruin everybody's day but apparently there are no squirrels in Australia.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

as a child i thought chores were a boring punishment but as an anxiety riddled adult they are a welcome mindful distraction from the torment of moment to moment existence

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

One of the worst things of small city alberta is the complete lack of alt boys

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

@GHardstark Pretty sure that's what the agenda of 2020 was

[Colby @ColbyBrock]

wake me up after valentine’s day

[Colby @ColbyBrock]

don’t let anyone tell you who YOU are and how to think

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

Out of all the things I'm not able to do because of Covid not being able to go to a restaurant really isnt at the top of my list to be upset about

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

Pro tip: if you know you're prone to nose bleeds when you cry dont cry in your car 🙃🙃

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

@ColbyBrock Wow what's that like?

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

That thing where you go downstairs to take your ADHD meds and then immediately forget why you went downstairs because you have ADHD.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

why do people at sea get all the shanties we should have better representation like browsing on the couch shanties or crying in bed shanties

[Samantha ✌ @CanadianQuinzel]

I find it really funny when I see posts on Facebook saying "I won't take the vaccine until I know the long term effects" bitch a vape is glued to your hand and I've seen the trash you've been with stop acting like you care what goes in you