Canaroo

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

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@gavinpurcell Gavin, the show is great. It's no doubt a labor of love because it shows. But, yeah, that still comes with the labor part. Thank you for continuing to help bridge the humanity to the chaos. I'm grateful to have found the the show, and you. And Kevin. A gracious Michigan fan 👍

[Swanky Wolverine @swankywolverine]

Michigan vs. Arizona recap

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@achahar Waiting!

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@elusivepeanut Absolutely. When I called, they said they had already received a few calls on this exact thing already. They closed it out and shipping a new one.

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@CoreKeeperGame Thank you.

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Tell me these are not the same.

Go ahead, I'll wait.

[Santa Ono @SantaJOno]

Bet 〽️

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From Chatbots to Predictive Analytics: How AI is Enhancing Digital Customer Experiences https://t.co/9VE60nHi1l

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Actual thought today. How far away is my kid so that if I fall off the roof putting up these lights he'd at (cont) https://t.co/1yf51l7BRU

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

The only code you’re allowed to steal is Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

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I did another video thing. Maybe watch? #MHRise "Monster Hunter Rise - Double Trouble (Rath and Mag)" on YouTube - https://t.co/cqfkP7p112

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"All of us might wish at times that we lived in a more tranquil world, but we don't. And if our times are difficult and perplexing, so are they challenging and filled with opportunity."

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@a00link @TOPolk Eastward is a very good looking game - but a lot 'slower' than I thought it would be. Just be prepared for a LOT of conversations with a lot of people mixed in with very light combat/puzzle solving.

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@TOPolk @averagejosh @brandometry @LegendofLorie @a00link Last 5 games I've played:

1. Grim Dawn
2. Tales of Vesperia
3. Torchlight II
4. Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning
5. Eastward

Games that I continue to make very, very small dents in. :)

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Hail yes. #GoBlue

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@SimpliSafe Changed the battery on my glass break sensor, but keypad still shows low battery warning. What gives?

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Check out my latest article: Adapt. And Conquer. https://t.co/bJBBbWRAO5 via @LinkedIn