I'll Eat Your Bible

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@guypbenson Liberal checking in here to say that swatting these right wing morons is stupid. Just like the massive death threats against anyone remotely involved in holding trump accountable. Or breaking into the home and trying to murder the spouse of pelosi. See! Not hard to denounce.

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@ECAF80 @RebekahWriter Go data to back that up?

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@TeetMe "that band with 20 minute songs takes paragraphs to say one thing" - shocked people everywhere

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@DrGJackBrown The Right has a thing for perpetuating bullshit assumptions based on non-existent or non-serious info. What evidence do we have that the pipe-bomber is MTG that is more reliable than the garbage theories from the maga weirdos?

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@patriottakes I bet she's got no problem with what Facebook has done to our parents and grandparents in the last 10 years.

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@RonFilipkowski Quit ruining breakfast! (This is a pancake joke)

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@TryingToSmile3 @JoyBee117 @HollyRoseMyers A serious person doesn't assume elected officials can wave a magic want and make everything the way they want it. Serious people know they'll need to compromise with other citizens and that true change comes we can pursuade others to the value of our stance.

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@TryingToSmile3 @JoyBee117 @HollyRoseMyers Sorry they aren't authoritarian enough for you. Politics and progress is slow and messy in a democracy.

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@GreggStilton @FoxBusiness That's a funny joke joke because gay = funny to you. Are ya 12?

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@RonFilipkowski Bold words for a dude who walks on faith... in the strength of those shirt buttons.

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@BarcoDeTontos I love people actually answering the question. Ha!

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@DylanTweetin Said another way... Politicians conform to what gets them votes. If you want politicians to change, persuade your fellow voters to want what you want. Isn't representation of the citizens a good thing?

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@JoyBee117 @HollyRoseMyers Respectfully, this is a bad take. Saying "50 years" like there were enough pro-choice Dems in office the entire time, there was not. Why spend the political capital on an issue that is effectively settled? The reality of trump and the rapid change to the SC were not likely.

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@henryrodgers @MatthewKeysLive HOLY SHIT YOU GOT EM! WHAT A BRUTAL TAKEDOWN!! HAHAHAHAHAHA WAY TO GO GET THEM LIBS! YOU TOUGH GUY WITH WIY AND SASS AND NOT AT ALL A GUTTER DWELLER

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@AthenaisdeMont @NateSilver538 You're not being remotely reasonable.

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@MeghanMcCain Why do you folks care about this non-story so much?

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@rizzmatism @MeghanMcCain You're entitled to your opinion, but you're also wrong.

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@AngieCordeiro57 @MeghanMcCain But he's not decent

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@RonFilipkowski If I was being charged with something, and the DA was asking about my friend, if day, "they were trying to make a case against my friend" not "they want me to rat". Jesus, at least try to sound innocent.

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@jcvolt @DoctorHenryCT You're taking your talking points from morons.