Cells Gone Rogue

What the fuck, ammirite? Main account with irreverent humor is on 👉Instagram @Cancer_shitposts 👉Mastodon @[email protected]

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@VerizonNews Omg the TRAFFIC you can't even buy a paper map. How does anyone get anywhere?

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@karenjo29834008 @VerizonNews For me being without electricity is a luxury, back in my day of the 19th century we didn't have such a thing. Would be crazy if the world had changed and if people relied on it!

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@mariesgotthis @ThanksCancer Hahahaha

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I've got to share my little gallery of souvenirs! A transport bag from chemo, my last immuno bag in a shadowbox, the original drawing of my cancer, and a bag of saline in Shadowbox! I treasure every weird part. Prob going to bedazzle my port when they take it out. @ThanksCancer

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Right now I have a before/after But in 10 years (I hope lol) there will be an entire huge lump of time, so the "before" sort of stops existing

Rn I can imagine my life if I never got cancer But in 10yrs it won't be possible to imagine 10yrs of life being different @ThanksCancer

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@TriageNurseMD @Cthulyou @LadyLegalWriter I think she was saying the exact opposite lol

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Omg I feel so much better I finally just did mushrooms yesterday after spinning my wheels in turmoil. My mind is finally quiet. I feel everything and I feel happy and I don't feel afraid.

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If I'm not afraid does that mean I have not accepted reality, or that I HAVE accepted reality? This is some sort of #innerpeace question, probably. @ThanksCancer

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@allesraakdodgy Is your cancer center in Cape Town? I'm so sorry about your second diagnosis it's all just so fucked up and bullshit and I'm so sorry you are back to this awful place

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I'm having such a DAY

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@allesraakdodgy No! I've been on my way for yearssss Super close friend in Cape Town. I was going to move there at one point. I've never been afraid of jumping and making big changes. Then came Cancer. Still omw tho!

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@TreeBanker @ThanksCancer This is to me as true as if I had written it.

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@allesraakdodgy You're in Jo'burg? My grandfather is from there. When I was small I knew a little Portuguese he taught me. I've since forgotten it all.

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@allesraakdodgy @ThanksCancer @CancerCanuck Hahahahaha

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@amberress @ThanksCancer "For me" really hits home. It is the experience we all have, this crazy time where we grieve with our loved ones while we are still alive.

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@EllieKdsp @ThanksCancer I've asked myself every single day since even before the official dx. What the actual fuck IS acceptance?? I know I want it. But I literally can't figure out if not being afraid makes acceptance hollow.

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@PoppypugMills @ThanksCancer I think fear is the only feeling/emotion/space I don't have. Everything else has blown the speakers out. Sadness. But not fear... I don't think???

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@allesraakdodgy @ThanksCancer @CancerCanuck Lmaoooo you're one of my new favorite people on Twitter, whoever you are!

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

One of my patients has my contact information as their oncologist stored in their phone under POISON CONTROL ☠️