Candace Roach

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

Your goals as a kid vs your goals as an adult. https://t.co/trN8WTALAJ

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

@Creighton @CreightonBiz Can you turn down the music outside the business and law schools? Law school finals are in full force and the music can be heard throughout the library. Please and Thank You. 🙏🏼

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

When you want the internship, but have no qualifications #hirehim #TarrenVillaverdeIsABoss

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

.@GillianJacobs do you know the brand of jeans Mickey wore for season 3 of @love

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

.@love .@netflix What brand are the jeans Mickey wears most of season 3? Serious outfit envy!

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

@constantdoom can we play “Shut up and dance with me” #barristersball

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

(2/2) @ParkOmaha One minute seems really extreme. I could understand if I hadn’t paid for my spot all day, but I had paid until 4:36, then at 4:37 I was ticketed. I tried to appeal and was denied. Are you kidding me? Also the tone of your operator in the email was rude.

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

(1/2) @ParkOmaha is literally the worst!Yesterday my meter expired @ 4:36 and 1 minute later I was issued a citation. ONE MINUTE. That’s not even enough time to go out and manually feed the meter! Were your employees waiting there for my meter to expire so they could ticket me?

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

@LVLollyPopKid @love @netflix It’s not listed! 😭

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

#CaptionThis

[Bill S. Preston, Esq. @LVLollyPopKid]

Today’s relatable secrets.
Compliments of @postsecret #classicsecrets

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

“Power goes straight to your tits”-Sheridan in reference to #MollysGame

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

@CreightonLawLib @SirFlindersIII It’s not possible to DM you. Do you have it enabled?

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

.@CreightonLawLib @SirFlindersIII ...but first let me take a #Shelfie

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

@kacilouwho11 This got me...

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

when I found out they’re taking Always Sunny off of Netflix:

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

IT knows me so well #ITMovie

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

@lrnstratton So brave

[Candace Roach @CandaceRoach]

When all your favorite characters on @GameOfThrones die. #GameofThrones7