“I’ve tasted being single, I’ve tasted being in a relationship. Honestly, I highly just recommend flirting occasionally and going home to your own bed” 👏🏼
I ever tell you about the time I was in bed, 1am I get a bootycall for a threesome.
So I jump in the shower and start getting ready . I decide to put on Veet hair removal, you know to pattern up.
I wanted to get SWALLOWED, hairless you feel me.
Guys, if you’re applying for a government job, PLEASE don’t leave your current job until your pre-employment checks are cleared and you’ve got an actual start date. These checks can take MONTHS. A provisional offer doesn’t mean you’re starting anytime soon!