Ol' Fat Tits

Vegas girl drowning in Az ~ I bomb Atomically~ High Five🖐🏼😚💨🎄

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

A big 🖕🏻to @McDonalds.

Your adult happy meals are not worth $15. The toys are garbage. You can keep your dumb cactus character.

Sofuckinglame

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

Princess Anne is dead sexy in her uniform.

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

Biffy Clyro is an excellent band. It's too bad they are over produced.

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

Fuck you @Ticketmaster
I will never buy another ticket from you with your ridiculous fees

FUCK YOU WITH SOMETHING HARD AND SANDPAPERY

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

Rip Mike Nesmith

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

Business high

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

Mobile tickets are convenient but lame. I like something tangible to remember shows by.

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

3 down 1 to go. This empty nest syndrome is not the business.

#dyinginside

[Janie @BeardRidingMinx]

me: i feel good today

anxiety: challenge accepted

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

We’re in a water crisis yet garbage casinos can build 50 new pools 🙄

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

Dear @Ticketmaster and @LiveNation,
Fuck you and your 50% fees.
Fuck you with your lame vouchers no one could use.
Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Also, eat a bag of dicks. #cunts

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

@KevinDevineTwit 🔫

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

Did I see that right? That Asian woman in NY was beat in front of 3 men that could have helped but they watched then closed the door? Tell me I didn’t see that.

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

RIP Prince Markie Dee 😭😭

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

@DJDayWon That’s what I needed! Thanks 😍

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

Trying to find some good hip hop in a sea of garbage 🙄

[Benny 'Sea Bass' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Mood: fat and old.

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

*new

[Genevieve @Gen22]

Two boobs are better than one.

[Ol' Fat Tits @Candi_mae]

@UtahMamah Yep just went through that. Such a pain!