Canadian Comedy

Canadian Comedy! Bringing you the best and latest Canadian jokes along with tweets from your favourite Canadian comedians! Enjoy

[Terrible Advice @TerribleAdvice1]

Buying your pet at a gas station in Detroit is the best idea if you're looking to find a new loved one.

[Terrible Advice @TerribleAdvice1]

If you're looking for new friends and you're a 40 year old man! Try the local preschool or maybe the next open season movie!

[Terrible Advice @TerribleAdvice1]

you shoould probably always play your dads shotgun

[Terrible Advice @TerribleAdvice1]

Baseball is good, but you should probably play it with no glove in freezing temperature. Especially if you are taking a ground ball.

[Terrible Advice @TerribleAdvice1]

Cheapest date at RedLobster: WATER & THOSE AWESOME BREAD THINGS YOU GET BEFORE THE FOOD COMES!!

[Terrible Advice @TerribleAdvice1]

Easiest way to shut up a baby: give them a knife

[Terrible Advice @TerribleAdvice1]

Best way to get a girl to love you is to tell them you're gay then have sex with a guy on video. Then show her the video. Works everytime.

[Terrible Advice @TerribleAdvice1]

#ItsSadWhen you don't cry to an Adam Sandler movie.

[Canadian Comedy @CandianComedy]

We all have a rascist uncle Joe.
He's our funniest uncle.

[Canadian Comedy @CandianComedy]

What does TGIF mean?

[Canadian Comedy @CandianComedy]

If all Canadians played hockey, nobody would be able to work on Saturdays from 11am - 10pm and that's why we do!

[Canadian Comedy @CandianComedy]

5 beers to a Canadian = pre-game warm up.
#Bold

[Key & Peele @peeleandkey]

I hope you all enjoyed the #KeyAndPeele season finale! Season 3... is coming.

[Brent Butt @BrentButt]

If I won that $550 million Power Ball, first thing I'd do is buy the kickassiest fuzzwuzziest slippers this winter has ever seen!
#Peace #Yo

[Canadian Comedy @CandianComedy]

Favourite sketch so far..

[Canadian Comedy @CandianComedy]

Season Finale of "Key & Peele"

[Canadian Comedy @CandianComedy]

Canadian Coca-cola tastes waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better then American coke!
#SoTrue

[Canadian Comedy @CandianComedy]

When a true Canadian's friend says "Wouldn't it be nice to live somewhere warm?" And all they can thing is "...must be an american.."

[Canadian Comedy @CandianComedy]

"Be a man! Do the right ting!"
- Russell Peters

[Canadian Comedy @CandianComedy]

Had a great time at the #GreyCup