Brandicakes 🇯🇲

Multitalented: Reads books & twerks LDN✈️ JA. Ig: _brvndi_

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

No matter how hard time get, I still can't entertain a man me nuh have a real
Connection with

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

@tosinolaseinde

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

Deep clean day 🧽🫧

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

Sucks I see pics of my old besties and just have to think weird bitch and move on with my day

[kage @sukikage_]

can’t wait to get past whatever the fucking fuck this fuck ass stage is in my life rn bc genuinely what the fuck.

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

Omg sometimes I think about weird bitches and feel disgusted

[R @ram_3k]

Been walking to work since 6am and google maps took me to the other side of the river thames 🥲

[Cleaver's Henchdwarf @cowgirl_bebop]

Jensen is fine as frog hair AND his hairline hasn't budged a millimeter. One of the last true TV heartthrobs. Praise be!!

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

Awwww

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

Omg the new Spotify logo is yuck.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

Having a short torso is actually the worst

[The Plump Nigga Whisperer 🪑 @AndallthatjASS]

stay single
travel
get ya coochie ate a lil bit

that's really all you can do these days

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

Like omg don't try 90day fiance me

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

met a man on vacation and he keeps whatsapping me. omg im back in america?!

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

I don’t want a soft life because I’m lazy ! I want a soft life because I’ve spent most of my life in survival mode ! My nervous system has been in fight or flight since childhood & now I’m choosing peace, softness & stability !

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

You need to be an astrophysicist or selling pussy to make money in this generation... no inbetween

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

British companies:

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

PUT THE DAMN SALARY IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION

[daz @MetamateDaz]

boomers: I would die for my country.

Millennials: I would die for my cat.

Gen Z: I would die.

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

When I tell u if I didn't get all 3 of them servers then, I woulda been back there the next day to beat some ass

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

A group of Asians came to the 360 rooftop bar in St.Louis to celebrate a Birthday & they brought their own cake from Chicago & as the Birthday girl was getting ready to blow out the candles the manager came over & leaned in & blew them out.The cake couldn’t be eaten.Was it racist

[Brandicakes 🇯🇲 @CandiedBrandi]

When I clocked they were taking joy in upsetting me with slick comments

[doll face🧚🏽‍♀️🤍 @refiloe_karabo]

When did it hit you that your “friend” might actually hate you?