bj kelly

used to be @QBeeJ. THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW

[bj kelly @candleinthesun]

"@TiaraSoBoojie: Keep those orders coming in ☺️💁 your support and love does go unnoticed. Thanks ladies and gents" she said does lmao

[bj kelly @candleinthesun]

This dude nicko got the eyes of an ACTUAL crack head #LHHATL

[bj kelly @candleinthesun]

These dudes on #LHHATL got some STUPID-ass faces. "Stevie", Nicko... Such garbage baggggssssss ugh I haaattteee their facesssss

[Mark Land Marks @MarkLandMarks]

I don't think I'll really believe in myself until I stand up under torture.

[Willy Shakes @IAM_SHAKESPEARE]

to make a lamp of her and run from her by her own light.

[bj kelly @candleinthesun]

Smoke a lotta good weed, at some point you're gonna be forced to choose between peeing your pants a little or throwing up on yourself #itsOK

[bj kelly @candleinthesun]

Kidneys are telling me to go fuck yourself

[Albuterol Papi @BaconOnErythang]

Next time you want a good laugh just curve a hot chick when she approaches you. Curve and Observe shit is hilarious.

[bj kelly @candleinthesun]

Dawg that lady smilin' cause she bout to skin it "@UberFacts: This is an Angora rabbit. The world’s fluffiest bunny!"

[bj kelly @candleinthesun]

Even recycled dabs get you just shattered #chronicpun

[bj kelly @candleinthesun]

#tubbyjustinbeiberlookinladyinthehouse #itsme

[bj kelly @candleinthesun]

If there's ONE thing you never say, let it be "I have mixed feelings about how I feel."

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

You'd be surprised to find out just how much you can learn about something by simply driving a golf cart into it.

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

"Hi, I'm looking for a pair of pleated khaki slacks please."
*bites into an onion like it's an apple*