Caramel Cane

Sweet like caramel, vicious like a chainsaw, 100% Mancunian Madness. #YouBetterRun

[Caramel Cane @CaneCaramel]

Champions League Final
Euro 2020 Final
Community Shield

I am narked off as fuck with football right now.

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@RCrushington @CrushHeidi @ExtremeLollipop Don't be dumb. She's off sulking somewhere. I'm not letting her ruin tonight with her militant Scottish bullshit.

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SHIT... this is actually fucking happening...

[C.C.M. @CCMisKindaCool]

If the early 2000s England was the Golden Generation, this is the Super Golden Turbo Edition Generation.

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Shame no fans could attend the game from the UK, but luckily we have a lot of expats!

Come to think of it, I'm an expat?!

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

England are the first team in Euro history to start their campaign with five clean sheets in a row! 🧱

England 1-0 Croatia
England 0-0 Scotland
England 1-0 Czech Republic
England 2-0 Germany
England 4-0 Ukraine

[Caramel Cane @CaneCaramel]

GET THE FUCK IN!

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@RCrushington @CrushHeidi THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A TURNCOAT ROBERT

[C.C.M. @CCMisKindaCool]

https://t.co/RMQJkNGx3p

That is all.

[Caramel Cane @CaneCaramel]

IT'S COMING HOME! TIME TO CELEBRATE AND GET DRUNK AS FUCK! #icandooc

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What's with the Leavenworths and talking about marks?!

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Ain't that a thing...

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CRAP, who woke the boss up?

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Gotta get back to the UK and Spoons. I haven't had an Empire State Burger in months.

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@RCrushington @PalermoPanther @SinisterlyRich @SoLetItBeDone @CammieSpearsYou Chicken's fine.

[Caramel Cane @CaneCaramel]

Actually, while I'm here: @SinisterlyRich - give me one good reason why I shouldn't make a shishkebab out of your scrawny arse next week.

I haven't forgotten what happened in BCW on your watch.

[Caramel Cane @CaneCaramel]

@PalermoPanther @SinisterlyRich @SoLetItBeDone @CammieSpearsYou Yeah, that'd be great!

...

Oh wait, you were asking him.

@RCrushington Any chance of a burger and fries?

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@PalermoPanther @SinisterlyRich @SoLetItBeDone @CammieSpearsYou

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@SinisterlyRich @SoLetItBeDone Oh yeah? Did @CammieSpearsYou give you an allowance?

[Caramel Cane @CaneCaramel]

@SinisterlyRich @SoLetItBeDone I believe in change. You used to be a rich corporate bellend. Now you're just a bellend.