Robert Farage

Crusher,scrapper and card carrying member of the finest ride in the world. Bouncy Castle of Love @CrushHeidi (fictional)

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

What?! Me!? I've been behaving!

I SWEAR!

https://t.co/ZPTKkNQ0Kj

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

Tough weekend for my girls first the lost to those SHITES of TRINACRIA in @UPRISINGFED and now this.. I doubt there's enough alcohol to sort this out.

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

@CrushHeidi @CaneCaramel @ExtremeLollipop Well screw the celebration we gotta find that loveable loon before anyone else realizes she's gone!

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

@CrushHeidi @CaneCaramel @ExtremeLollipop You mean she isn't with you?!

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

So when old man Jeeves and @StaceyCrushBoss come stomping in here. I'll tell them it was @CaneCaramel who was screaming for England. or Harry Kane, not sure if there is a difference.

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

As much as Denmark could use a follow to the feel good story given what they have gone through, can't turn on my team twice in this tourney after the bollocking I got from @CaneCaramel

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

@CaneCaramel @CrushHeidi We never win anything! I thought I'd make some money to buy everyone drinks.

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

..the one time I trick @CrushHeidi to go in on a bet with me about footie. Figured Germany to be a safe bet and then..this happens. Congratulations are in order for the lads of the team sure but especially for you Heidi my love <3

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

@CaneCaramel @PalermoPanther @SinisterlyRich @SoLetItBeDone @CammieSpearsYou ...sure might as well turn around at the lights fish, chicken, regular?

I mean petrol prices in this country, might as well take a detour.

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

@ExtremeLollipop @CaneCaramel ..do not make me an acessory to anything illegal Lols, I'm too pretty for prison and @CrushHeidi probably wouldn't wait for me, she'd be snatched by some ugly yank tosser.

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

Heading to the legendary Siler State Ballroom for @UPRISINGFED tonight, got to support my girl @CrushHeidi and her partners to @CaneCaramel @ExtremeLollipop moving on forward to be the first ever Trios Champions!

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

Speaking of scary, sober @CaneCaramel been looping the same song all day.

Catchy as hell but I feel sorry for the Gemstones at @UPRISINGFED

https://t.co/M1yZiu8Qhr

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

It is really eerie being awake this early and everyone being sober. They said 2020 was a dumpster fire but mate if this is 2021 I might wanna go back.

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

@CaneCaramel @ExtremeLollipop @PunkKateSteele @UPRISINGFED How could you slags overlook the queen that is @CrushHeidi besides can that noise pollution of yours even be called music to begin with?!

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

@ExtremeLollipop @Gemstones_RP @UPRISINGFED I'm told everything can be purchased online these days, would mean more if you reached out to some old country blacksmiths though.

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

Found a way to teach @CaneCaramel some French!

https://t.co/AOBgmXPGDp

Ain't I clever? @ExtremeLollipop

[Robert Farage @RCrushington]

Looking for my gal @CrushHeidi making a Texas sized debut tonight at @UPRISINGFED tonight!