Jordan Canova

Yes, I now have a twitter

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

@belmonsta 👀

[🂱 @laylology]

no friend group is complete without the person who finds & shares the horny holiday text chain

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

@belm0nsta Seriously! How tf you just fall asleep in tube full of strangers moving at 500mph at 32,000 ft

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

@belm0nsta Where?!?!

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a playlist for your weekend hike

[Javi @javigee_]

I like being alone. I like having control over my life. Therefore in order to win me over, your presence has to feel better than my solitude. You’re not competing with anyone, you’re competing with my comfort zones.

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

@belm0nsta No one:

Me to Megan randomly:

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

@josemunoz2008 WOW

[#SonyaMassey @darismcinnis]

Hoping this brings you as much joy as did me. ❤️

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

OG version right here

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

Me rn:
“Drunk at the airport, nature is healing” - @belmonsta

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

@belm0m0 No don’t stop

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

@belmonsta And the worst at the same time

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

@belmonsta Isn’t it the best?

[Jake Aronskind 🌶 @jakearonskind]

me after making a recipe i found online

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

@josemunoz2008 @SouthwestAir

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

Why is @SouthwestAir always late……… every time I fly them my flight is delayed…

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

@BingingWBabish You don’t want to look right at it, it’s too aggressive…. Like:

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

@strangefluxx @007 Should have thrown the plate

[Jordan Canova @CanovaJordan]

@josemunoz2008