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After careful experimentation, I discovered that my deal on here was ‘reply guy’. He/Him 🇦🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Living on Wathaurong Land

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@quiet_homeboy If you’re on the phone to any branch of the government and tell them that their intransigence has severely impacted your mental health then within the next few hours the police will do a welfare check on you, it turns out

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@quiet_homeboy This mindset is how people get into survival prepping and bug out bags

I’m not necessarily saying that’s a bad thing either cause I did that ten years ago when I was really depressed

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@quiet_homeboy Does it include the dolphin lady

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@vuse_lover Hey this is from the last five minutes of Cloverfield

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@quiet_homeboy Hey don’t use the a film that made nine year old me cry to illustrate your thoughts

[tino @mirthincarnate]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

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@quiet_homeboy I’m sorry to inform you that systemic vasculitis has been declared haram

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@Jean_Ninetutor I hope they drive Chirac around in one of those

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@quiet_homeboy They charge that much cause they know practitioners can claim the expenses for CPD. It sucks.

[Nathan 😀👍 @KensethFan17_20]

Legendary reel pull

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@quiet_homeboy Mate I’m back at uni to upskill and my simulator buddies are all my daughter’s age and they’ve been surprisingly good about it, I see you.

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@quiet_homeboy @ayedfy You start while someone else clarifies, but I usually write their goals of care on my time planner anyway so most of the time it’s not an issue.

Also, get an ACD on file

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@jahckd Heard a great song about this once

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@quiet_homeboy I think first time I saw one of these was maybe six months ago? And I was like weird, random. Then they just kept appearing in my feed and now I find out you’re the one pushing it. Don’t need to see an anthropomorphic strawberry in Lululemon abandoning her kids after a three way.

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@katwatchesfilms Back in the pre YouTube days I once sat awake until 1am with friends because the Rage program said that’s when they’d play Number of the Beast

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@quiet_homeboy This was me until the age of about twelve when the wallpaper that my parents failed to maintain started peeling.

It was a long decline that apexed about age 22 but 🤷‍♂️

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@quiet_homeboy Lathe of heavened it

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@XV20_Camry Learned to drive in my mum’s ST182. When I got my licence I would pretend I was Carlos Sainz in dirt and gravel carparks.

And I pronounced it ‘Sah-LEE-kah’ as is the Australian custom

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@4Evil_Resident2 I was actually hoping the reveal would have him be the height of a footstool