Cray The Mayor

my dog is so much better than your dog, yo dog prolly eat puke and jump on pregnant ladies hahaha my dog can read The Source magazine and is saving for a condo.

[Cray The Mayor @CapCray]

I'm the most talented person you know, it's ok tho I wouldn't believe me either. Fr fr

[7% (or better) 🇯🇲 @gregNEVERchills]

They shot chris brown over that move omg

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@Philly_Mays @KincerLane this mf didn’t see us sing “rock with you” in saint Maarten obviously

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Girls wont pee after sex get a UTI
Then have to take pills that turn their pee bright orange HAHAHAHA!

go vols.

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I tweeted this during the pandemic…priorities people

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Oh fuck, guys. I just thought about Annie's Pretzels..there just sittin in the malls all alone...hang in there bby girl ill be home soon 😢😢😫😫

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The AT&T girl is my celerbrity crush.

Just in case we have to repopulate the earth (because the government obviously needs my seed/ genetic makeup to breed outstanding citizens) and i get to pick the person, dont act dumb, i got dibs

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Fire ass tweet, fuck yall

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This is what happened when you turn off your gameboy while your Pokémon was evolving

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I was close!! Gotta trust ya gut sometimes

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Really want a Kanye tattoo but don’t trust him enough to not be a pedophile down the road ,ya know?

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I still tell people this story

[watson man la flare @watsonmane]

One time I ate some strong ass shrooms Nd watched Jurassic park. Thought it was epic movie the whole time and complained how it wasn’t even funny

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Showing my barber this image

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@PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat I’m being deadass..lemme get that shirt

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@watsonmane So good

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I miss Cheeburger Cheeburger

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@watsonmane I’m literally playing black 2 rn

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This is the most wrong take I’ve ever seen

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So Slap till I DIE!!

..Iykyk

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@watsonmane

[watson man la flare @watsonmane]

Quick poll hitmonlee or hitmonchamp @CapCray

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@watsonmane Lmaoooo. where you at in the game rn?