Larry Longwood

Knower of Ball. Back to Back DUI Award Winner. 4x Rec League MVP.

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

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@Tomlzzo This is peak

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

When your boy is having suicidal thoughts 15 minutes before your tee time

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@TaylorLewan77 Shut up Taylor you faggot

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@DK_Assist Bengals Super Bowl 2021

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@JulianFrisbee hey old friend! The BV has been a lonely dark world without you on here. We are all hoping for a magical return. We await your arrival #ETPHONEHOME

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@_MLFootball I love it. Guy was probably talking mad shit and #captainTuba shut him up

Don’t be a soft puss ball

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@kingjames @Nike when are we going to see the LeBron/Nike golf shoe collab?

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FUCKKKKKKK

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NOOOOOOOOO

“You can’t drink Gods Beer and throw in a Pilly on Friday” The left yell in unison as I double barrel from the top deck

#RedDeadRedemption #bluepump

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@coldcallsniper 🤝

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@JulianFrisbee Does this pussy have a phone number I can grab?

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@JulianFrisbee Holy #sex

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Yeah.. you normally have to pay for these #top1not2 #PlacesWeAt

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@JulianFrisbee Curious to know if you think #AngelGrease prefers Taco Bell Doritos locos tacos or McDonald’s famous McChicken after a hard fought Loss #thoughtsontheshitter

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@JulianFrisbee Julian,

Think I saw you spiraling down over my house. Probably due to the two ginormous hogs you had gliding with you. Next time, opt for a girl with C cups instead of triple D’s!

All the best,

Larry

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#runthedamnball sike 4 verts right down their throat. The left hates that we made it to the 4th weekend. Go crawl Back in your putrid holes #kamalaisgay #fuqtheleft #tittiesandbeer

[Breezy Golf @BreezyGlf]

Last day of work before the long weekend 🇺🇸

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This is how all DB’s tackle big backs and receivers

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Just started the day with a phantom ghost wipe #slat

Can’t wait to see what else is in store for today #expandghostwipes2025

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Money and an absolute bazooka cannon for a right arm

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

What does Paul Skenes have that I don’t ?