Captain Obvious

Just stating the obvious.

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@realDonaldTrump The economy is declining and this is how our president spends his free time.

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@RealCandaceO 25th amendment please @JDVance

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@SecWar Why does this has to be announced publicly?

Pete, just do your job & stop trying to be a content creator

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@StephenM Don’t you have Israeli citizenship?

What are you trying to seize?

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@CieloBonit Drugs

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@tedcruz Why she got fired then?

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@dbongino You misspelled your name silly

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@mattgaetz April fools was yesterday, Matt.

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@AGPamBondi This is embarrassing…we don’t care, Pam.

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@MattWalshBlog The same party where you said “we should all be friends”

Starting to notice stupidity isn’t just a lefty thing huh?

Americans, left and right need to start critically thinking and use common sense instead of waiting on the next article or podcaster to tell them how to feel.

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@AGPamBondi Pam, people are thrilled you were fired. No one actually cares about your transition or fake stats, respectfully.

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@MattWalshBlog Let’s fucking go

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@Timcast What did I just watch

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@DAGToddBlanche “False accusations about 4 men” BITCH ASS NIGGA THEY WAS IN THE EMAIL

Why tf he would come to yall first? How long was yall sitting on the files? ….sum ain’t adding up with your retweet tbh

@grok was Todd Blanche connected to Epstein? ���

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@RepNancyMace Stop teasing, just let us know when you’re ready

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@TheProjectUnity They feeding her good

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@dbongino You are a sad man.

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@JohnMappin Yall read all this?

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@RepJasmine Stop, this is not a big deal. Yall just get your IDs

Can you just stay on the Epstein files?

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@LauraLoomer @megynkelly @RealCandaceO @NICKIMINAJ Laura, please fix your face