Cape Codder

Don't anthropomorphize animals. They hate when you do that.

Give your pet a pat for me.

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Absolutely phenomenal set by @MiddleKidsMusic at @saltshedchicago.

If you haven't heard of Middle Kids, check 'em out. Like, right now. You won't regret it - they have a sound all their own.

Keep on killin' it, guys. Looking forward to your next Chicago show!

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@sheabsullivan @fiago7 Shame on you for not addressing white erasure, Shea.

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@CindyBin1414 @sheabsullivan @fiago7 Do I know about the tragic death of a woman in a city of 2.7 million people in a metro area of 10 million? Yes, I'm aware.

Do I know who a woman from NC is? Also, yes.

I'm a white boy from MA who lives close enough to Chicago to visit it whenever I choose. Stop with the erasure

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@CindyBin1414 @sheabsullivan @fiago7 I didn't say fear, I said fearmongering.

Per capita, where do you think Chicago often ranks among cities in violent crime?

I'm guessing you'd say top 3, right?

Nope. Outside the top 25. Myrtle Beach ranks higher in violent crime some years.

You're allowing others to scare you

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@CindyBin1414 @sheabsullivan @fiago7 Perfect time of year to visit Cindy!

Don't let people fearmonger you out of visiting such a lovely city in your own state.

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@1neza_rm Little known fact, Miguel Cabrera and Jose Altuve were lovers back in the day.

You know, since untucking your opponent's jersey means you're flirting, apparently.
https://t.co/62KqetknTg

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@bigdogdiggler @__TheeOnlyA Marine has blonde hair, brother.

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@RJHINDM @JalenorJay @__TheeOnlyA What do you mean "told not to foul?"

Those two plays occurred under 3 minutes in a 2 point and 4 point game.

0 fouls or 5 fouls, you don't just escort your opponent to the cup.

Even with 5 fouls you still have to be able to contest without fouling.

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@bigdogdiggler @__TheeOnlyA That's not Johannes. That's Astier.

And those are two different plays.

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@schenn4jvr @franko725 @nikicaga You can reframe your argument all you want, but you confidently stated NWI isn't part of the Chicago metro area.

You're wrong.

They can be called the Chicagoland Bears for all I care, but that doesn't change what is and isn't the Chicago metro area.

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@schenn4jvr @franko725 @nikicaga You specifically said the "Chicago metropolitan area," not the city of Chicago.

NWI and parts of Wisconsin are included in the Chicago metro area, colloquially Chicagoland.

You don't need to triple down on being wrong, especially when you don't live here.

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@schenn4jvr @franko725 @nikicaga The Chicago metro area is shockingly big, but NWI has always been part of Chicagoland.

The Region is basically an extension of Illinois.

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@MalfoyCruddy @portraitwilde Your opinion was that it's acceptable for one of your team's leaders to intentionally ignore a bench player.

That's nonsense and you know it.

You're just making excuses for unbecoming behavior.

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@gundrops1 @kathy40459692 @espnW She's one of yours, genius.

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@justin_time0 @FBATANK @AfterHoursRed @saintcovfefe @IamJulito Red wave, brother.

It was an "overwhelming mandate" with a 1.5% edge in the popular vote against "the worst presidential candidate ever."

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@Pete407321 @kathy40459692 @espnW Not as infatuated as you are with black people apparently.

Go try to trigger someone else, you dumb bitch.

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@Pete407321 @kathy40459692 @espnW Aw. A Chud wannabee. That's adorable.

How does it feel being the anonymous Great Value version of someone with that mustache?

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@FBATANK @AfterHoursRed @saintcovfefe @IamJulito Again. More people voted for someone who wasn't Trump than voted for Trump himself.

The man didn't even get 50% of the vote and you're out here talking about it wasn't even close.

He eked out a win against a black woman coming off Trump's own COVID mess.

Dust your kneepads off

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@kathy40459692 @espnW Go away.

Could he have composed himself better in this moment? Of course. But this is hardly unusual behavior from a coach upset about a call in a lopsided game.

You clearly don't watch sports so don't comment on them.

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@FBATANK @AfterHoursRed @saintcovfefe @IamJulito "it wasn't even close"

He won a plurality of the vote, not the majority.

More voters voted for a non-Trump candidate in 2024 than voted for Trump.

And his popularity has plummeted since then.

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@G1ngerbreadman1 @MikeNellis Whatever you say.

"All I want to do is this. I just want to find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have. Because we won the state."