Cape Cod Shark

I like seals and tourists.

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

It’s safer in the ocean than on a Cape Cod golf course.

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

Come swim with me @scottzolak

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

I’m 16 and a half feet. And I was just grabbing some lunch.

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

Hey next time you guys wanna take pictures of me, just call ahead.

[masslivenews @masslivenews]

Massachusetts State Police spot shark on Cape Cod, warn swimmers https://t.co/O1FlxKmm9E

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

I ate a seal for lunch.
That’s news?

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

I’ll be on with @mattynickwaaf this afternoon. It’s a lot of work, swimming in, climbing up the dock, finding a pay phone. So tune in.

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

I was just checking out your cute little boots.
@LLBean ?

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

State biologist Greg Skomal got an up-close look at a great white shark during a recent excursion off Cape Cod. https://t.co/HTkI1qUi87

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

You guys trying to sneak up on me with those camouflage hats? https://t.co/lhf9Ks77hs

[Cape Cod Times @capecodtimes]

Photo Gallery: Take a closer look at the shark attack on Marconi Beach
#CapeCod https://t.co/ZbEIxAFF6W @cctphoto

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

No people were hurt because I ate the seal. Not the people. https://t.co/363Nb66BPz

[ABC News @ABC]

Video shows surfers scrambling to shore as a shark attacked a seal at a crowded Cape Cod beach; no people were hurt https://t.co/jg21BaFcDA

[Adam Himmelsbach @AdamHimmelsbach]

A shark hasn't killed a person in Mass. waters since 1936 so let's start killing them now because one bit a seal and a paddle board. OK. https://t.co/nqnm941Zlv

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

I'd like to bait this this guy in with a D'angelos cheese steak floating on a boogie board. https://t.co/924opTghpe

[Kathryn Burcham @kathrynburcham]

A Cape Cod leader says the way to address recent shark sightings/attacks: bait them, then shoot to kill. Hear from residents on @boston25

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

I'll be here for a while. Then Boca this fall. https://t.co/X3FR5193Zg

[Cape Cod NS @CapeCodNPS]

Marconi Beach is currently closed to swimming due to a shark sighting this morning. We will advise when people may swim again.

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

Anyone have some floss? I got some fiberglass chunks in my choppers.

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

On this day in 1975, Jaws hit the theaters, paving the way for the rest of us sharks to scare the crap out of swimmers for years to come.

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

I didn't attack the kayaker. I attacked the kayak. Get your facts straight, tv news guy.

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

Hey, next time you guys wanna take pictures of me, just call ahead.

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

@BostonMagazine @A_WhiteShark Stop taking my picture. Damn Paparazzi...

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

I knew that rat bastard was wearing a wire.
http://t.co/9CyMwUkN5x

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

One bite and I could've told ya if A-Rod was juicing.

[Cape Cod Shark @Capewhiteshark]

Hey Massachusetts,
Save your GPS trackers for registered sex offenders - not me and my buddies.