Cap'n Back-up

Bacon cures everything except a broken heart. I'm just here for the free cheese. Don't expect much.

[Cap'n Back-up @Capgraybeard2]

Negativity is for assholes and losers.

[Cap'n Back-up @Capgraybeard2]

@chrislhayes Just be cool

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

Elon Musk is a living and breathing argument for a 90% top tax rate

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

C’mon folks, I can’t have Herschel Walker representing my mama.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Musk spent 44Billion and I can still Block him... lol... I'll probably get Banned for that Tweet.

[Alex Vindman 🇺🇸 @AVindman]

Please join me in congratulating Colonel @YVindman on his retirement from the @USArmy . This is his last day in uniform after 25 years of military service.

[Cap'n Back-up @Capgraybeard2]

Check out Yammie Noob's Bike Giveaways! #yammienoob

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

Retweet if you agree that it’s fucking unbelievable that a weapon of war is still legally attainable in the United States.

[Andrew Kimmel @andrewkimmel]

Keanu Reeves was on my flight from London to NYC today. A young boy asked for an autograph at baggage & then began to fire off a series of rapid-fire questions. Keanu happily responded to every single one…

[Cap'n Back-up @Capgraybeard2]

I hear Gary is worth the 5 day wait & extra buck fifty.

[Cap'n Back-up @Capgraybeard2]

@SharonOates2 Nope

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Just checking in on how the party of “family values” is doing. Seems like the phrase is going through a bit of a redefinition.

[Joe 🏳️‍🌈 @joecousins89]

And this is why I love my mum. She’s been cleaning banks for 35 years and today walked out with this lovely note left for that awful manager. Happy retirement Mum - always have the last laugh eh! 💚☺️ #Tada

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

Why I sometimes loathe Twitter

[Bird Ho 🐓 @CapGraybeard]

See you there, beauties!
I will have my 2nd Pfizer 💉soon & will be ready to mingle.
#VIPRoom 🍾🥂🍶🍸🍹🍻🥃🍷
@StephMillerShow
@RadioGuyChris
@TheRealTBone
@JohnFugelsang
@frangeladuo
@HalSparks
Bow chick a wow wow https://t.co/FsvlezXhKs

[Cap'n Back-up @Capgraybeard2]

@GMLmusic Sorry, been marinating.
I appreciate you as well.

[Gareth McL @GMLmusic]

Unsolicited shout out to coleslaw.

I'm fond of you.

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

Dems seem to have outplayed GOP on the Covid delay. After the all-night reading, @ChrisVanHollen simply got up, proposed shortening the debate from 20 hours to 3 and no Republican including @RonJohnsonWI was around to contest. In the end, the dramatic Bill reading delayed nothing

[Cap'n Back-up @Capgraybeard2]

#ImGoingToRaiseMyKidsOn the beauty of nature

[Cap'n Back-up @Capgraybeard2]

@mseric21 😂😂💯