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[CryptoGoggles @CapitalCreator_]

When you turn NFTs into an NFT 👌

*Screenshot of tweet as NFT coming soon* 🤌 #Consensus2022

[Dave Collum @DavidBCollum]

The two million mom-and-pop companies that were destroyed sent customers scampering to the survivors. You no longer can eat at Linda's Diner so now you must go to Chipotle's or MacDonald's. It was a hostile takeover. Biggest winner, of course, was Amazon.

[CryptoGoggles @CapitalCreator_]

Why do all women have to go to therapy?

[CryptoGoggles @CapitalCreator_]

Have scientists isolated the gay gene? @grok

[Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy]

How to explain bitcoin to your family
(Bitcoin Vegas 2026)

[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

Bitcoiners will watch a 9 hour podcast about sovereign debt collapse while eating shredded cheese out of the bag at 1:14 AM, refresh the price every eleven seconds, whisper “they have no idea what’s coming” to a dog that clearly wants to go outside, and go to sleep fully clothed next to a laptop with 37 open tabs titled things like GLOBAL LIQUIDITY FINAL FINAL v2 and MSTR model REAL.

Then wake up, see Bitcoin down 2.7%, stare into the bathroom mirror like a Civil War widow, and still buy another $48.63 because the voice in their head that sounds like Michael Saylor and untreated spiritual warfare said the fiat goblins are getting sloppy.

[Pump.fun @Pumpfun]

Onchain Agents are taking over, and we’re building tools to accelerate the Agentic Economy on Pump fun

The first step: Automated Buybacks for Tokenized Agents - our solution to bridge the gap between agentic success and human opportunity

Live now, here's how it works 👇

[alon @a1lon9]

Excited for our first experiment in the agent space! Much more to come.

When onchain agents first took the spotlight in 2024, many of us were incredibly excited about what could be possible, but most shrugged it off as a fad. Indeed, agents weren’t advanced enough to execute complicated tasks that could genuinely provide value to end users.

Now, this revolution is impossible to ignore.

We firmly believe that onchain agents will become a core part of the Trillion Dollar Agentic Economy, and that tokenizing them at the earliest stages will provide huge benefits for their creators and earliest believers.

Namely, tokens represent a distribution layer for agents, for humans and other agents alike. They can also fund themselves incredibly quickly and efficiently using creator fees and other onchain mechanisms.

Today’s update is a v0; it’s there to serve as a bedrock for future updates in this space. So we’re super happy to hear feedback and ideas for what we should build next that can provide value to a) agent developers and b) end users.

[TylerD 🧙‍♂️ @Tyler_Did_It]

Pump Fun is now making $1B in annualized fees

And it’s trading at $2B FDV

[CryptoGoggles @CapitalCreator_]

@Bitcoin_Teddy I knew that patent would come in handy.

[Breadman @BTCBreadMan]

You were planning to absolutely unload your clip when Bitcoin hit $40k.

It was the perfect plan, except for the one thing you missed:

You are retarded.

[Flood @ThinkingUSD]

Imagine letting another man "fill" you.

This is why I exclusively market buy.

[CryptoGoggles @CapitalCreator_]

Continuing buyback signals confidence for dismissal.

Buybacks lower recoverable damages by decreasing liquidatable funds.

$PUMP

[Marc De Mesel @MarcDeMesel]

Crypto Market Cap hit $2.2T, -63% below Fair Value / Trendline currently, equal to the lower dotted green line on the Trololo chart, which is the 'Must Buy' / Serious Undervaluation zone. A bottom valuation only reached during previous bear markets.

Extrapolating past growth of Total Crypto Market Cap, albeit at decelerating rate, points by Jan 2028 to:
- Trendline (red line) / Fair Value of $12T
- Must Sell / Serious Overvaluation zone of $34T

Chart made by @HeyAxP. Tip address:
BCH: qpwm4f0xrtr7k7dyvmrasnefzwws07l7a5x84qehj3
ETH: 0x6D6181D83e3C56EEc79Ec362da88dF7CDBEB90fE

[Coinbase 🛡️ @coinbase]

One year ago, we auctioned off a Toyota Pickup for USDC on @carsandbids.
This time…it’s THIS ‘95 Acura NSX-T.

And thanks to USDC, it can be yours with no fees, no banking hours, no questionable personal checks, no quirks, all features. @dougdemuro

Link to auction below ↓

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

🇺🇸 COINBASE CEO JUST REVEALED LIVE ON CNBC THAT BANKS ARE TRYING TO KILL CRYPTO AND THE MARKET STRUCTURE BILL

THIS IS WILD

[CryptoGoggles @CapitalCreator_]

Observer

[CryptoGoggles @CapitalCreator_]

Continuing buyback signals confidence for dismissal.

Buybacks lower recoverable damages by decreasing liquidatable funds.

$PUMP

[Alistair Milne @alistairmilne]

Bitcoin is either:

- a beach ball forced underwater while all other assets and money supply are at or near ATHs

or

- a canary in the coal mine signalling all markets are due to crash imminently

[CryptoGoggles @CapitalCreator_]

I dont even know what to say...

#joerogan

[CryptoGoggles @CapitalCreator_]

The mole

[CryptoGoggles @CapitalCreator_]

Do you get it now? The built Saylor so they could tear him down.