Mark Smith

Slowly getting into riding me bike and running a bit. Always irrelevant but always certain. Opinions usually pinched off somebody else....

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@TJRamini I'm sure Spurs were very prompt payers when it came to the severance packages. No quibbles, efficient and professional in handing over large sums of money.

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@NathanAClark Went to Pompey v QPR and he had 5 mins of doing not very much. Decided to skip this one and he does this. Good on him.

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@toobbroadband is there a problem with the broadband in Southsea PO5? My broadband has been dropping out all through the Christmas period and has failed again. Can you check as I'm back to work tomorrow and can't afford for it to fail? I've checked my hardware and seems ok

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@Ankaman616 @AyoAkinwo Lunacy

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Lauryn Hill in her famous pub Barstool cosplay outfit there #FIFAWorldCup2026draw

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@JamesTMaw The Scotsman front page tomorrow is unlikely to be "ANGE VINDICATED"

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@Flav_Bateman @KOwriting It's still classed as a PED (albeit one no-one would bother with)https://t.co/EGgNVE25jj

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@NormanGiller Everyone's second touch is a tackle

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@BardiTEI Still Spurs best player so far

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@SZYComps

[Hush-Kit Aviation News, History & Satire @Hush_Kit]

One person who retweets this will receive a free subscription to our outstanding aviation blog - what you waiting for? https://t.co/G4dsiV6UBX

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@Arthurdayley69 @RealDMitchell @Channel4 That's numberwang for you

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@TJRamini @TJRamini any chance you could retweet this, little Archie needs a new home https://t.co/8HnfXfNYLH

[Senior Staffy Club Dog Rescue @SeniorStaffy]

ARCHIE NEEDS A HOME 🏡
Age - 8
Where - in foster
Likes - snuggling, playing tug, walks
Personality - friendly,happy, cuddly & jolly. Well mannered & knows his commands
At home - may be able to live with a calm dog,happy to be left home for a few hours
https://t.co/7JSgl3CnOt ❤️

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@DaftLimmy The Benny Hill ending just annoyed the shit out of me.

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@Hush_Kit I live near an airfield with a spitfire that so regularly flies overhead I've almost become immune to them. Si would probably take the jalfrezi

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@Billie_T They're preparing a bid. 15 quid, 4 coat buttons and Ben Davies as an add on....

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@karengillan Can you do a good Spanish/Egyptian accent?

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@Billie_T It's so counter-productive yet so predictable. Next we'll be trying to structure a player swap...

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@danroan SMOG

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@Frances_Coppola They've read, and can recite, the entirety of the old and new testaments but didn't understand a word of them.