Alex Caple

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

We’ve gone from a helicopter at Kid Rock’s, to Apaches on the beach, to this legitimately dangerous flyover in Pensacola.

This is what it looks like when your “SecWar” is concerned with “low-T” instead of discipline.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Doesn’t work like that.

First off, there was no fraud, but you seized the ballots and the paper back ups to make sure no one could question it.

Second, the constitution has no way to nullify a swearing in. Only peer expulsion.

Third, this sudden “announcement” is when Trump is down by two Senators and desperate to pass a bill.

Lastly, Trump had 64 court cases to try and litigate the election, including in Georgia.

No case turned up any evidence, including after an audit of these ballots.

Trump’s own lawyers and advocates then admitted to making up the conspiracy about this county, and were charged for it.

Part of the court evidence included their own email records of coming up with the plot.

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ (commentary) @ChaosAgent_42]

BREAKING:

New footage emerged of VANDALS driving their SUVs on the newly finished pond sealant, effectively ruining it!

[Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle]

UPDATE: A D.C. Board of Elections spokesperson tells me there are still lines at eight voting centers in D.C., so results won't be released until those are cleared.

[Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle]

UPDATE on D.C. election results: It's been two hours since polling places should have closed, but there were reports of lines that kept some open. But the D.C. Board of Elections has provided no clarity or details on where the lines are or what caused them.

[Boise State University @BoiseState]

Kelsey Moser, an economics graduate student and the associate coach for Bronco Esports, is bringing her econ background to the fast-paced world of video game competitions. Read more: https://t.co/spd4K6xSwn

[@ijbailey @ijbailey]

Try this instead. “I see that Paxson is afraid of vegans. And he calls himself a Texan! We’re tougher than that. 😂” Or: “Y’all, he’s afraid of vegans. How in the heck is he gonna be strong enough to protect you when China comes for your job?” 3/

[Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸 @magachrchpastr]

It's been a long week, but after much prayer, I've decided to endorse Ken Paxton from the pulpit this Sunday. Is he a criminal, a liar and a cheat? Yes, but he has found Jesus. Meanwhile, Talarico is a bit too fond of vegetables for my liking🙏🇺🇸

[Alex Caple @CapleAlex]

@PostOpinions @DominicJPino “I was wrong so I doubled down without listening to feedback.”

When did the WaPo Opinion Section become a Reddit poster? No wonder the subscription base is plummeting.

[Alex Caple @CapleAlex]

@SecDuffy Only 8?

[Alex Caple @CapleAlex]

@PostOpinions @DominicJPino Did you consult with any one before you posted this twice?

I guess because you labeled it an opinion piece you can skirt around the root question here - do people value metro highly enough to make it a top spending item? My answer is yes.

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

The Voting Rights Act was built on an assumption by its authors (primarily Abe Fortas and Nicholas Katzenbach) that the South would only act in racist ways if allowed to and so had to be stopped from doing so at all times forever, and holy shit was that assumption dead on. -OS

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No vote in Tennessee (+1 GOP)
No vote in Florida (+4 GOP)
No vote in Missouri (+1 GOP)
No vote in North Carolina (+2 GOP)
No vote in Texas (+5 GOP)

Virginia’s voter-approved maps thrown out.

MAGA has rigged the system.

[0xNobler @CryptoNobler]

🚨 BREAKING

🇺🇸 TRUMP INSIDER WITH 100% WIN RATE JUST GOT FULLY LIQUIDATED ON HIS SHORTS FOR $130 MILLION.

AFTER 16 SUCCESSFUL TRADES IN A ROW AND $125 MILLION IN PROFIT, HE WENT ALL-IN AND LOST EVERYTHING IN A SINGLE TRADE.

CRYPTO IS A WILD SPACE 🤯

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

How did Fox News get someone live on the scene of a raid in Portsmouth? Do you all have an office in Portsmouth?

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

The FBI tipped off Fox News for a politically motivated raid on a high-profile Democrat.

The rule of law is gone.

[Randy Clarke @wmataGM]

A 🧵with my thoughts:

- Thx you, agree Metro is high quality & we are proud of our recovery driven by safe frequent reliable service.
- Agree we must never stop trying to be efficient using public money smartly
- This misses context of variable vs fixed costs (ridership\labor)

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

The President wants to limit which Americans can participate in our democracy.

California will see him in court.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is a blatant attempt to overthrow democracy

[Metro Forward @wmata]

Turning 50 today has us feeling a bit nostalgic. 🥹🤎

It’s been an honor of a lifetime being America’s Metro system. 🚇🚍🚐 Here’s to the next 50 years! 🥳