Comedy by Ryan

I don’t know who needs to hear this: I am a legend in my own mind.

[Comedy by Ryan @CapmChicago]

Send Help! I need it, since I watched a movie called Send Help! Absolutely despicable.

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Old man voice: “in my day, we didn’t get an email telling us what was arriving today in the regular mail!”

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@BlueBoxDave I want to take this moment to mention the quality of Aldi’s Nuts.

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Yin and yang

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@Taylor_McGregor @WaddleandSilvy

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@DaltonRoss His singing got my dog howling.

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@stevebyrnelive Oh no you didn’t

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@insideuniversal @UniversalORL This will also be the sign to the bathroom if you eat too much Five Guys.

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Too soon?

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

Well, well, well…

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@DisneyFoodBlog I’m shaking to learn it will become a Five Guys.

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@insideuniversal I’m shocked to learn it is being replaced by Five Guys!

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Shout out to all my Japanese friends dealing with the Rory McIlroy pronunciation.

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@insideuniversal @AliciaStella @UniversalORL Oh good. This gives me time to save up $200 for a combo.

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@nypost

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@barstoolsports

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@SixPointSports

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@awfulannouncing

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@prophetofbear @BarstoolBigCat

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@MLB Only $99!