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@PAOnTheMic Time to go the way of Jeff Dubay.

You're a disappointment and a disgrace.

Resign.

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@SundaeDivine @Acyn Im just surprised he heard about last night's results.

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@JDVance @krassenstein Your policies don't give a shit about the American people, either.

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@JDVance @krassenstein Any idea what this building is, JD? You might want to know.

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@BraddrofliT It's fair to say that the Republican party surrendered to a small, fringe extremist wing of their party emboldened by dark money and Russian resources.

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@deAdder He really needs to leaf Canada alone.

No, don't get up. I'll throw myself out.

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@acnewsitics He has to rest up before the big Vance/Musk takeover.

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@marynlm Soon: "Im Jerome Powell, and I want the world to know that I'm in no way suicidal and have no wish to harm myself"

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@RonFilipkowski "I knew Laura Loomer, and you sir, are no Laura Loomer".

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@MarshaBlackburn Im just gonna put this down right here for now...

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Eight Senate Republicans vow to oppose all Biden nominees, Democratic legislation - Live Updates - POLITICO https://t.co/j7eE720BMV

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@RossKneeDeep It's duck season.

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@TheRickWilson Like, "Trump finally has that heart attack after fing Melania in bed with Justin Trudeau" insane, or like "Jeffery Epstien found alive and well in Bora Bora" insane?

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@lawofruby So the question then becomes whether the House Dem's effort to subpoena the book is "lawful".

Expect a protracted court battle to answer that question.

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@MuellerSheWrote Allison, can we please revisit and put the spotlight back on Michael Wolff's audio interview of Epstein? I'm sure more people are open to hearing what was said, and it's basically him speaking from beyond the grave (if he is indeed in one...)

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@MJMcKean Fee Waybill has to be on the list. He had at least 5 different stage personalities.

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@TheRickWilson The biggest pile of shit he could throw at the fan is to just jump into it.

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@PiperK And to think about it further:

What happens when the ocean water evaporates, but the salt content stays the same?

The water becomes too salty, and marine life dies.

What happens when marine life dies?

Our food dies.

Again, climate change.

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@CalltoActivism She can't wait to fight He-Man again for control of Castle Greyskull?

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@theliamnissan This is what it took to bring me back to this flaming turd pile of an app.

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@TheRickWilson I don't rly care. Do you?