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Professional Surfer

[Cal @CapnCaltron]

@CaucasianJames @MillerLite I’d hate to be the guy getting to the local supermarket after me because I’m buying all of the Miller inventory thanks to this

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Edey trying to guard the PNR makes me smile.

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@MC__Kenna If you grow up that close to the Oshkosh outlet mall there’s no way you don’t become a fashion icon

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Job security is huge for Doc. Glad he can relax and do what he does best: coach modern NBA basketball at an elite level

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Sources: Doc Rivers is signing a contract through the 2026-27 season worth in the range of $40 million to be the Bucks’ head coach. Milwaukee is paying out former coaches Mike Budenholzer and Adrian Griffin, and now Rivers for next 3.5 years.

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Cant wait for the draftniks to talk about how young Braelon Allen is. It’s my favorite thing

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I hate kickers.

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@Spotify wtf guys

[Playball Carti @PlayballCarti]

60k for Jesus but 78k for the SEC Championship.
It Just Means More™️

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We have 12 2nd rounders starting 2040 that are burning a hole in our pocket.

[Chris Haynes @ChrisBHaynes]

Milwaukee Bucks are among multiple teams who are registering interest in trading for Atlanta Hawks star Dejounte Murray, league sources tell @NBAonTNT, @BleacherReport.

[Cal @CapnCaltron]

I will be out of office starting now and returning when Jacivia get back together. If you need immediate assistance I will be protesting outside of the Rodeo Erehwon

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jacob Elordi and Olivia Jade Giannulli have broken up, Us Weekly reports.

[Cal @CapnCaltron]

Bruce to Milwaukee

[Yossi Gozlan @YossiGozlan]

Bruce Brown is a prime candidate to get rerouted in another trade. He has a $23 million team option that would need to be declined for the Toronto Raptors to utilize their $32 million in cap space this summer.

Most teams only need to send out $14.5 million to match for him.

[Cal @CapnCaltron]

Only took 600 days of emails from me asking for this!

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@tyneoberlander He didn’t like fast money
and I was fucking Steve Harvey

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I love this game. I hope it never ends

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Sports 🏈

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Jaire Alexander is from Charlotte

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“NINE AND EIGHT. NINE AND EIGHT” -Fans across Wisconsin celebrating this historic day

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I am not well currently

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Ben the Dog for President