tyne oberlander

mrs fiona charming

[tyne oberlander @tyneoberlander]

@MagicJohnson @Dodgers Mr. Johnson the only thing that could make dodger baseball even better would be a MASCOT!! please let @mollytheperson and I design a mascot to make the dodgers the most beloved sports team in the history of the world. We will NOT let you down

[tyne oberlander @tyneoberlander]

i miss what we do in the shadows so bad i need zohran to canvas the staten island house

[Norees Writes @noreeswrites]

You’re using AI to write, I’m neck deep in the thesaurus trying desperately to find a new synonym for “gazed”, we are not the same

[tyne oberlander @tyneoberlander]

@Viggie_Smalls93 Highly recommend the plummer park area. It’s delightful to walk around and really feels like a center point of the community. And if you can catch bus lines on Santa Monica or sunset it helps with getting around

[tyne oberlander @tyneoberlander]

sponge kinda looking like jd vance here

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

how it feels wishing death upon others

[tyne oberlander @tyneoberlander]

who up walton they goggins

[tyne oberlander @tyneoberlander]

@stovebark im bugs bunny

[tyne oberlander @tyneoberlander]

need all two of my followers to know that i wrote this

[Tenny @TennyUnderscore]

oh my god

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

You don’t kill over 17,000 children by accident, you kill children when you want to wipe out a people’s future.

This is genocide.

[tyne oberlander @tyneoberlander]

@annathropoIogy I also have a cat whose favorite hobby is peeing. I started using the Jackson Galaxy safe space for cats drops. It hasn’t stopped the issue completely but it’s the only thing I’ve tried that I would say has made even a dent of improvement

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St. PITrick's Day… dalee 🍀😉

[chomper94 @chomper1994]

Today is the only day you can retweet this.

[People's City Council - Los Angeles @PplsCityCouncil]

There are 800 incarcerated firefighters fighting wildfires in Los Angeles right now.

One way to support right now is donate to @AntiRecidivism, which will go to the youth involved in the Pine Grove program. ARC will put the money on their books: https://t.co/H0UFtnKxjA

[It’s All Connected. @clarichawrites]

Since LA is on fire and part of the south is frozen, I think it’s a good time to remind everyone or tell for the first time that ChatGPT and other forms for AI are contributing to the rapid warming of our planet.

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Was in the audience for The Muppet Show and these two people in the balcony showed absolutely zero decorum. I tried to tell them that their ironic detachment is hurting how they engage with art, but they told me I should engage with a better deodorant. Then I cried

[tyne oberlander @tyneoberlander]

sorry Jimmy Carter I was unfamiliar with your game (thought you could never die)

[tyne oberlander @tyneoberlander]

If I hadn’t been two hours early for my flight I wouldn’t have been sitting at an airport bar halfway through a cold beer when I found out Henry Kissinger died

[. @illygrene]

What are y'all doing for 2-3 hours early at an airport?😂

[tyne oberlander @tyneoberlander]

when i was a kid i got turkish delight from TJ Maxx and i was sooo excited and needless to say it was the worst thing ive ever eaten

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

JUST FOUND OUT TURKISH DELIGHTS ARENT EVEN GOOD KILL THIS LYING WITCH ALL MY YEARS I HAVE SALIVATED AT THE THOUGHT OF TURKISH DELIGHT BC OF HER AND IT WAS FAKE

[Pitbull @pitbull]

If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

[Pitbull @pitbull]

It’s my life… it’s now or never