Clifford Haller

Active philogynist, Linguistic sculptor, Personal life coach to the future rulers of the world, High speed origami master

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Shartnado #makeamoviesmelly

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@kylekinane Perhaps we could just tickle Nazi's until they pee themselves. 'Tickle til they tinkle'. That's nonviolent, right?

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

.@realDonaldTrump, you are embarrassing our country and the millions of Americans who fought and died to defeat Nazism.

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@elspethreeve Thank you for your patience and professionalism. I applaud you.

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@elspethreeve It's just as important to know what you're fighting against as what you're fighting for. This must've been difficult to cover.

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Tourmaline on me #GemSchmovies

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So you think you can swim?#AddClimateChangeToTV

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Jedi Knight Court
#UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

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Obi-wan day at a time #UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

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Jedi Knight Rider
#UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

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The AT-ATeam
#UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

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Ewoking Dead #UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

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BB-8 is enough #UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

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Aqua Palpatine Hunger Force #UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

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C3-P0210 #UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

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Yo Jaba Jaba #UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

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Ewoker Texas Ranger #UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

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Darth Mole
#CharactersAsAnimals

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Bilbo Gibons. #CharactersAsAnimals