Captain Crunchwrap

layers of fun

[Laura Schulte @SchulteLaura]

I’m on Willy St in Madison where earlier today police shot and killed a man after receiving a call of someone checking cars in the area. The crowd is chanting, and tempers are running high

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

James Cameron: “In STAR WARS the good guys are the rebels, they’re using asymmetric warfare against a highly organized empire. I think we call those guys terrorists today.”

George Lucas: “When I did it they were Viet Cong. That was the whole point.”

[Manel Cota @MaNeo_O]

Thanks! Ubisoft Barcelona did all the underwater levels. And that same team is being fired right now because Ubisoft thinks thats what we deserve :)

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

Ubisoft, you mad lads... you did it...

A literal Censor Ship.

[Captain Crunchwrap @Capn_Crunchwrap]

@DavidCCrowley Clear the field for Francesca Hong

[Captain Crunchwrap @Capn_Crunchwrap]

@mattheusdozner I, four one, am thinking it's a broccoli week

[Captain Crunchwrap @Capn_Crunchwrap]

Bae said she's cooking brussel sprouts this week. I said too soon.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Holy shit

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

It is surprising how many of our enemies are literal Nazi pedophiles. I did always think politics would be more complicated than that.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

If socialist policies are bad, why is the entire recruitment drive for our military about pointing out all the socialist benefits? Free healthcare, free college, free housing, etc.🤔

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[lex (pinned!) ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[Captain Crunchwrap @Capn_Crunchwrap]

@SgtZwack Muti-party "democracy" he says...yeah that's more of a democracy than what we have now

[Captain Crunchwrap @Capn_Crunchwrap]

the multiverse theory is real because there are people in the same world as us that live in a completely different universe

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

Handjobs over blowjobs!! Feat. Cameron Scott Roberts