Capnricky

Twin Dad.....𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬
⁣//The death of Truth is the ultimate victory of Evil

[Capnricky @Capnricky]

To the Maggers who angrily call me "f*ggot" and who repeatedly ask me what a woman is like its some sort of gotcha...

I'm a happily married father of twins. I'm not on the market, calm down. Go eat a Snickers or something. Take a shower, maybe?

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@JezCorden Can they repurchase Bungie from Sony?

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@krassenstein Let me say, I have a pair of Florsheims, and they fit properly, AND are the most uncomfortable shoes on God's creation. I cannot imagine wearing the pair Marco has that clearly don't fit.

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@RapidResponse47 @POTUS @kaitlancollins This is something to be proud of? POTUS being degrading to a woman doing her job? Is this how we want our children to act?

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@Acyn I liked it better when we hadn't seen him for a week and though he'd gone to pasture like the pile of shit he is.

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I just choked on my coffee at Brick Tamland. I bet Jake loves lamp too.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

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@Skarrow9 Idk a real Hunter void melee makes me tingle. Considering we've hit end of service.. I'm without complaint.

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@Skarrow9 Between this and Hunter Biden, its a great day to be a Hunter, apparently.

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@SenRandPaul God, you're insufferable.

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@DestinyTheGame @h3ydray How will Iron Lord title gilding work?

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

And @nickgalitzine said, “HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA” ✨ @mastersmovie #FallonTonight

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@RepOgles

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

@WUTangKids I found several country songs with the title or chorus of "I Want My Country Back" which makes me want to write a gay anthem called "Where Did Your Country Go?"

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus.

You want to know what insults Jesus?

Kicking the sick off their healthcare.
Bombing schoolchildren in Iran.
Deporting moms and babies.
Covering up the Epstein files.

[dmg04 @A_dmg04]

Guardians make their own fate

[Capnricky @Capnricky]

Spider Noir is one of the most unique cape productions ever made. If you'd have told me a decade ago that Nic Cage would eventually play Spiderman and be phenomenal in it... I'd have called you crazy.

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@reesetheone1 They voted for Trump AFTER his Stormy Daniels court case. They're gonna vote for Paxton no matter what.

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@CharlesQwuf @KyleKulinski @LGBTQPete 2006, months after Barron was born. His trial over the hush money payments to Stormy Daniels happened in 2024. He was reelected later that year.

Hope that helps.

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Anna Paulina Luna just confirmed her move to OnlyFans?

Fuck knows she sucks in Congress.

[Anna Paulina Luna @realannapaulina]

2028 will be spicy.

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

A message from my wife Amy:

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@KyleKulinski @LGBTQPete When Trump got away with the Stormy Daniels shit.... this became the prevailing theory when it comes to a political figure and adultery.