Micheal “Capperman” Kara

Senior beat reporter for @BallsackSports and NBA insider

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Currently hearing chatter around the league that says the only thing as bad as Kentucky’s basketball team is @sshort1155’s game with the ladies. Per @JimboSaccins.

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@JimboSaccins Per @AdamSchefter, Steve kept getting “Ratioed” by a fellow group chat member because he was very ignorant about a subject he tried to fight about.

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@ClaytonR_10 just publicly announced he likes boys. Per ME

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It’s almost consensus around the league that @CadenZiegler has become washed in the past few years. This shared thinking amoung league gms has lead to Caden “ZIGGY” Ziegler not being signed to a team currently. When asked about this ZIGGY said “huh”. Per @JimboSaccins

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@JoelEmbiid @sshort1155 💀

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KAPPER BOMB 💣: According to my sources @CadenZiegler is officially retiring from bowling. He stated “I lost my love for the game, I missed my chance to make it big and lost the will to play.” Ziggy is now taking his talents to the public works of the city of Urbandale. Per ME

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@JimboSaccins @sshort1155 Always number 2

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KAPPER BOMB 💣: Former Urbandale goat baseball player Paul “rbi guy” Frank is retiring from the GV baseball team. In a quote from Mr. Frank said “my heart is still in the game but my body isn’t” Per ZIGGY.

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@JimboSaccins @BGN4000 @sshort1155 I heard from sources around the league that @BGN4000 likes the WEE. In my eyes this has a chance to ruin his career because it now invalidates all of his opinions. Per ME.

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@JimboSaccins @nscanlon50 @jookezyy Jokic propaganda. Per @BallsackSports

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#freeclay @sshort1155 @jookezyy

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@JimboSaccins @chicagobulls This is correct because Caruso is literally the greatest athlete ever. And arguably the greatest human to ever touch the earth.

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@PhillyEagles020 @sshort1155 @IMABANANA4LIFE @statmuse I’m hearing from sources that this jabronie doesn’t know what the “perimeter” is. @PhillyEagles020 this diagram below depicts the “perimeter”. Per @JimboSaccins

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@BGN4000 @Aydro_Gotti @JimboSaccins Quack!

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@BGN4000 @Aydro_Gotti @JimboSaccins Ducking.

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@Aydro_Gotti @BGN4000

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@JimboSaccins @Detroit_Stan14 @sshort1155 @jookezyy @SportsCenter Headband jokic

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@BGN4000 @ThatDuckingBot @jookezyy @WWF @JimboSaccins Ducking