Mara Kingscott

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[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

Shots fired Bobert. Shots fucking fired.

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

President @realDonaldTrump is up in Florida by almost 400,000 votes with more than 90% of precincts reporting. Why haven’t networks called the race? It’s a done deal and the refusal to recognize the obvious speaks volumes about the (lack of) objectivity of these outlets.

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

@savyjs What’s wrong with the zoo tho

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

A quote from my mother today “I would be proud of you if you were doing literally anything other than what you’re doing with your life right now” 🙃🙃

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

The @Packers just drafted a punter. We’re planning to see him on the field a lot next season 😉

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

Note to self: stop picking fights with people when you are in a weird mood

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

I hate the fact that my parents value me having a career over me enjoying my life while I’m young while also supporting myself

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

I told my mom her mascara looks like spider legs and she got way more offended that I thought she would #SorryNotSorry

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

Odds I can find a paczki in Wyoming today 🤔

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

I feel like that was the perfect opportunity for an *NSYNC reunion and it was squandered

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

Trying to be nice and converse with the bus drives and he goes “oh I’m talking to the they guy”. Yep. Okay. Cool. Me too.

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

@savyjs Waterfalls are an art form I am well versed in

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

The worst part of titanic is when they are in the water and jack tries to comfort Rose by saying “you’re going to have lots of babies” like what how is that going to help cheer her up

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

New Year’s Day is my for sure my favorite holiday because it’s totally acceptable to lay in bed and nap all day

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

I think I drunkenly liked a page called Goat Breeds of Pakistan but I’m not even mad because my timeline was full of pictures of cute goats this morning

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

Really missing Leo rn 😽❤️

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

My landlord sent in a guy to clean the carpets in my apartment and this guy had the audacity to turn my heater up to 90 and I’m fucking boiling rn

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

@dslich @Steph_Noeller 👀

[Mara Kingscott @CappyMara]

@dslich I feel personally victimized by this tweet