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Dairy farmer still trying to solve the Rubik's cube

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@Martyfields That's a good one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Darthspoog Do you know Grace? Is she up for a root? I just want to turn her frown into a smile.

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@OMGTheMess Grubs

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@MurrayWatt What's it like knowing you are going to hell? I am actually very interested in 'why'. Are you that much of a narcissist? Simple short story is Murray, your name will go down history books as a nothing. Got to be embarrassing?

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@ghostof_bb Oh, OK. Did you pack an extra set of rubber gloves and get that Tetanus shot?

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Katie, you fight hard enough for England and humanity. No need to apologise. My balls would be busted by now if I was you. When things are heavy, I have to remind myself that I still need to laugh. My new friend, Scotty Cheggs, posts stuff like this🤣. Gives me hope when adversity is knocking at the door.

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@WilliamShatner I'd wear that today. Its cool.

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@WilliamShatner I bought that Humpback Whale from Star Trak IV. The shipping company said they are unable to transport. I'm annoyed, as I just dug a hole in my backyard for its home and popped some water into it. Any suggestions Captain?

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@michaelJwyllie I'd like Grace more if she had a fuller stack

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@JimThom90458694 Definitely was the Purser's

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@Eman_8282 Lat me sort you out darling.
Mashed peas belong to pies.
Beans belong to sausages.
Gravy belong to chips.
Dont tell the CCP this though. It may affect their bat diet

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@ghostof_bb @AntiWokeMemes For f'k sake. Tricked again

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@misspaulalondon @barryAshcroft4 @Iromg I'm in Maleny!

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@ghostof_bb @AntiWokeMemes Speak for yourself BB. I see a great set of knockers going to waste

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@goodfoodgal Wow, in that situation, you know some civilised blokes. I would have just punched the freak out.

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@misspaulalondon Dogs are so needy and stupid. I asked my mum to look after my cat once. He locked the door on her, had a party, and nearly sold the house on me.

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@LozzaFox Pink Floyd. Great band, except for Roger Waters. He's a bit of a nob now.

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@ghostof_bb What and whom is this flog? Is he just a wannabe X personality (or lack of)?

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@Scott__Cheggs We all know that wasn't you, Scotty. Every time you wash your hair the local Neighbourhood Watch delegate receive complaints about loud strange noises coming from your bathroom. I've read the transcripts🤣