Steve, Prime Speaker

Wannabe Pro-ish MTG player and author. Follow @Procrastinarian for personal and other stuff.

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@DoddfatherOKLA @JohnDoranTV @HogsHaven @wusa9 I'm no Nick fan but the Locker Room loves him, this is entirely untrue.

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@NFL Best shit I've ever seen

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Yeah sex is great but have you ever cast season of weaving with 3 otter tokens on board in sealed? #mtg #bloomburrow #prowess #ihatemyself

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Got fired last week; playing Diablo when I could be sleeping. Hang out and/or talk about mental health! https://t.co/kFPS3PXqc0

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Magic: The Gathering Bant! ANd then maybe farming?!? https://t.co/TANvBdgtD2

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Magic MTGA Standard Bant Event! No black! https://t.co/kFPS3Qf13y

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Lost in the arena open (both games 1 and 3) to a wingmantle chaplain. The arena open is Sealed, not Draft. That was a new one to me.

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Hey @UmActuallyShow that has not been the rule for Planeswalkers for many many years

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5-0 traditional standard with my take on jund reanimator. Feels like no bad matchups but I'm probably just dumb. Powerful though. I think I want more bankbusters. Meathook is the card in SB hidden by Done button. @fireshoes
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@ArenaDecklists

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So after listening to 419 episodes of #GreatestGen and 133 @GreatestTrek, I signed up for paramount+ to watch TNG (never saw) and finish DS9 (have like 2 seasons left) before doing VOY and all the new stuff. Thanks dudes. @CutForTime @BenjaminAhr

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Irrelevant in... about 18 hours but here's the deck I got to mythic with before I draft for the rest of the season starting tomorrow. Lots of fun, only AWFUL matchup is Blood on the Snow/Lolth decks. @fireshoes
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#MTGArena

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Trying out Emergent Sequence in Sultai and it's almost worth it just for my opponents trying to Binding of the old Gods the land creatures. #mtg #standard #nonland

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@muxilero_42 @fireshoes @mtgazone Anytime I feel I need to go up in the air to beat a clog, but mostly against dragons. Eating a goldspan can be life or death, and meathook just isn't as good against them since they can just ignore your ground dorks.

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"Mono" Black is absolutely nuts in Standard right now. Here's my take, which 7-0'd my first Metagame challenge.

https://t.co/VvBuDFoo9N

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@CirueloTCG @fireshoes @mtgazone Glad you liked. Kaya is interesting because if you can just get her +1ing your fodder/enablers, it's just free money. I've been waffling between 1 and 2 maindeck though, sometimes she isn't great on every boardstate.

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This is nothing, but I can't stop thinking about it.

Vivien: Garruk, did you attach your Embercleave to the Quest-o Beast-o?
Garruk: ...no
Vivien: Okay then.

https://t.co/ZIqKx1jGy5
#MTGArena #gruul #Simpsons

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@bullardstrong @lsv Started here https://t.co/fczysUcBxw , after playing yesterday and today I'm here https://t.co/2Uk2Incf9Y

Still very unsure on Jegantha vs. no Jegantha. I wanted the hard counters and sea gate seems like a freeroll.

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Playing sultai nest on Arena, got paired up against Rogues with Sharks, and got the shit kicked out of me. Rogues usually a good matchup for me. Was really confused til I saw I was playing against @lsv

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@MTGJank Sent this to my wife who said who does not play and I explained these were the 2 most annoying things you could do in 1999.