CaptLongDong87

[John @MagaGrunt1]

🇺🇸Is this not the absolute best.🇺🇸

[Hatim's Shorts @HatimsShorts]

Donald Trump Just Keeps Trolling Zelensky 😂

Made with AI, just for fun.

#DonaldTrump #Zelensky #VladimirPutin #President #Funny

[CaptLongDong87 @CaptDong87]

@Yelleru I do

[US Homeland Security News @defense_civil25]

🚨🚨🚨US ARMY FIRING SQUAD PROCEDURES:

1. Prisoner (the condemned traitor) is standing at attention hands are bound in handcuffs!

2. A heart target is placed by a US Army medical officer over the heart area. This will be the target.

3. A hood is placed over the head.

4. The execution party (12 man Army Military Police firing squad) stands in formation; prepares to fires on command!

5. Assigned Military Police Lieutenant gives the order: “Ready, Aim, FIRE!” Lieutenant is holding a saber. 12 rifles with 11 real bullets, and 1 blank!

6. A medical officer then examining the prisoner and announces if he is DEAD!

7. Body of prisoner is turned over to Mortuary Affairs for burial.

No military honors will be given at the funeral. Prisoner is not allowed to be buried in a Military Cemetery!🔥🔥🔥

- Source: 1944 War Department regulation pamphlet / DA Pam 27-4 (Procedure for Military Executions, 1947)!

[CaptLongDong87 @CaptDong87]

@American_Advo Is she still doing 3 somes?

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

Me if I don’t hit a life-changing parlay soon

[The Painter's Meme warehouse. @Its_AlwaysTHEM]

The most insane thing I've ever posted on social media.

Nothing has EVER been more accurate.

The black woman fatigue levels are WILD.

[CaptLongDong87 @CaptDong87]

@CodyBrownBets 37

[CaptLongDong87 @CaptDong87]

@CodyBrownBets 37

[CaptLongDong87 @CaptDong87]

@CodyBrownBets 37

[TheTrueDefender @TrueDefenderHQ]

THIS is the difference.
One group assimilates.
The other CONQUERS.
America is not a hotel. Assimilate or leave.

[Voodoo the Viking @VooTheViking]

Live footage from Lake America. 😂

[CaptLongDong87 @CaptDong87]

@rubabbx @Rightanglenews Gay people need to be removed from the planet

[CaptLongDong87 @CaptDong87]

@EricLDaugh Kill that nigger

[CaptLongDong87 @CaptDong87]

@CodyBrownBets Bet the house on Texas tonight. Guarenteed money

[CaptLongDong87 @CaptDong87]

@TreeHouseBrewCo Can't wait to boof this. Straight to the bloodstream

[CaptLongDong87 @CaptDong87]

@SGP_Vick Didnt see everything and fat lingered this

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

I'm setting this as my ringtone right now 😂

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

This is a Boeing 747 at cruise speed… filmed from another plane 🤯✈️

Your brain refuses to believe how fast this actually is.

[CaptLongDong87 @CaptDong87]

@SGP_Vick @elonmusk Im gonna cum