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100% shitposts. Follow me if you want to go the wrong way. Captain JJ “Wrongway” Peachfuzz.

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@RpsAgainstTrump

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@WalshFreedom

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@RealistAmerica1 @ResisterSis20 @HagTruth Surely you’re aware that everyone knows this is bullshit right? There’s literally no one who supports that. It’s a straw man. We all know. So you can quit beating that drum ok? You’re only confirming that you’ve lost touch with objective reality.

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@pirata_perla @BustedNutz @elonmusk @WallStreetSilv Candidly and earnestly telling a man that he messed up is not hateful. It’s what a good friend would do.

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@Dollar1Morgan @mmpadellan You’re joking right? She provided a literal receipt from the abortion clinic and a check from Walker. His own son corroborated the story.

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@jrpsaki Ok you didn’t say that but we sure wouldn’t mind if you had 💁‍♂️

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@AreWeThereYet35 @Canaansdad1987 If turnout were equal you would be right, dems would win.

The dems always have serious problems with turnout. There are lots and lots of people who hate the Republican policies but can’t be bothered to vote. They just sit and complain.

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@HowCanWeResist @academicviews @Canaansdad1987 @DavidJonesWells That’s a presidential election predictor. There would need to be a separate set of questions to predict the congressional midterm elections.

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@JaeMargal Same reason they’re called boxers and not toolboxes.

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@DGarrettR How does a Real Man know when a woman is having an orgasm?

A Real Man doesn’t care.

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@WhitebreadCory @BannorTodd @Srsf89836580 @AltCrayoneater Cuts both ways. You can use a Bible. Or Torah or Quran. Or Dianetics. You can use Fox in Socks. Or a back issue of National Geographic. Or no book at all. That’s how it is and that’s how it should be.

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@supernova_freak Pitcher’s mound.

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@Mimhausen1 @zasjeda @RonLebow Lying is bearing false witness which is definitely a commandment. They were under oath under penalty of perjury and they bore witness. Falsely.

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@ArizonaCrusader Show up naked.

Bring beer.

Works every time.

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@cgbthree @QuiteContraree @clovishooves @56blackcat Simple would be grammatically correct and arguably preferable. Simply is a little weird but not a blatant foul because it does have a verb to attach itself to. Is this the hill you want to die on?

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@SoulFinder500 @SaftyInNumbers @SmnWeekly What’s wrong with having a relationship with a male hooker? They get into relationships too ya know 💁‍♂️

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@RPBradley1 @awelab1956 Did you seriously just mansplain the concept of there being consequences for committing assault, in furtherance of your theory that one should not defend oneself against a sexual assault? 🤷‍♂️

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@cgbthree @QuiteContraree @clovishooves @56blackcat Simply applies to IS. That’s a verb. Hence the adverb.

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@Evan__Jeffries I like his calmness but I sometimes might confuse it with somnolence. I think Kamala would be better against Putin; she doesn’t mind speaking truth to a**holes.

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@LibertyNeverSlp @gtconway3d The only direct path to peace is giving the bully what he wants, which is a surefire way to encourage bullying and prevent long term peace.