Captain Klay

4x Champion, Top 76 Player of All Time, Dallas Maverick’s New Sniper

[Captain Klay @CaptKlay]

This is your GOAT? LOL!!!!!! #LeBronJames #FraudJames #PitifulJames #LePathetic #LeBrick #LeBum #LeSad

[Captain Klay @CaptKlay]

@LegionHoops @EldenMonitors Where the fuck are the logos.

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Getting married at 18 is like leaving the club at 7PM

[Captain Klay @CaptKlay]

@ClutchPoints Thank you Woj. You are superior to Shams because you are better in every way. <3

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Sorry Mark your card got declined

I bought X for $44B. You're 39 Billion dollars short.

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

human smuggler drops off his clients and takes proof of delivery

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

When they are done with Diddy they will remove their next puppet that has their secrets. I don’t think anyone is ready for what is coming.

[Raine @RainesTooXharpe]

Never forget when Floyd Mayweather SCHOOLED PRIME Canelo while 20lbs lighter 😳‼️

[Captain Klay @CaptKlay]

@matissa15 Gayson Taintum

[Captain Klay @CaptKlay]

@TheDunkCentral @GilsArenaShow @CClarkReport Sheryl Swoops's dad should've worn a condom.

[DAVID VOCK @vockspopuli]

@johnnymaga TDS is simply not enough these days..

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

BREAKING: The NBA has officially banned P. Diddy from all league activities.

(Via @ChrisBHayne)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Blindsight device from Neuralink will enable even those who have lost both eyes and their optic nerve to see.

Provided the visual cortex is intact, it will even enable those who have been blind from birth to see for the first time.

To set expectations correctly, the vision will be at first be low resolution, like Atari graphics, but eventually it has the potential be better than natural vision and enable you to see in infrared, ultraviolet or even radar wavelengths, like Geordi La Forge.

Much appreciated, @US_FDA!

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

CBS Sports’ Top 100 players in the NBA:

1.Nikola Jokic
2.Giannis Antetokounmpo
3.Luka Doncic
4.Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
5.Joel Embiid
6.Stephen Curry
7.Jayson Tatum
8.LeBron James
9.Kevin Durant
10.Anthony Edwards
11.Anthony Davis
12.Victor Wembanyama
13.Jalen Brunson
14.Devin Booker
15.Jaylen Brown
16.Ja Morant
17.Tyrese Haliburton
18.Kawhi Leonard
19.Donovan Mitchell
20.Paul George
21.Zion Williamson
22.Jimmy Butler
23.Bam Adebayo
24.Tyrese Maxey
25.Kyrie Irving
26.Damian Lillard
https://t.co/FXyMoMUiLM’Aaron Fox
28.Domantas Sabonis
29.Paolo Banchero
30.Chet Holmgren
31.Lauri Markkanen
32.Jrue Holiday
33.Pascal Siakam
34.Jamal Murray
35.Trae Young
36.Derrick White
37.Jalen Williams
38.Karl-Anthony Towns
39.Rudy Gobert
40.Kristaps Porzingis
41.Mikal Bridges
42.Scottie Barnes
43.Jaren Jackson Jr.
44.James Harden
45.Desmond Bane
46.OG Anunoby
47.Alperen Sengun
48.Evan Mobley
49.Cade Cunningham
50.Brandon Ingram
51.Franz Wagner
52.Dejounte Murray
53.DeMar DeRozan
54.Julius Randle
55.Darius Garland
56.Draymond Green
57.Fred VanVleet
58.LaMelo Ball
59.Jarrett Allen
60.Herbert Jones
61.Khris Middleton
62.Jaden McDaniels
63.Aaron Gordon
64.Myles Turner
65.Alex Caruso
66.Brandon Miller
67.Devin Vassell
68.Michael Porter Jr.
69.Bradley Beal
70.Jalen Suggs
71.Coby White
72.Trey Murphy III
73.Isaiah Hartenstein
74.CJ McCollum
75.Naz Reid
76.Zach LaVine
77.Josh Hart
78.Jerami Grant
79.Austin Reaves
80.Jalen Johnson
81.Donte DiVincenzo
82.Immanuel Quickley
83.Jonathan Kuminga
84.RJ Barrett
85.Mike Conley
86.Anfernee Simons
87.Tyler Herro
88.Brook Lopez
89.Keegan Murray
90.Dereck Lively II
91.Nicolas Claxton
92.Jalen Green
93.Marcus Smart
94.Andrew Nembhard
95.Kentavious Caldwell-Pope
96.Luguentz Dort
97.Bogdan Bogdanovic
98.Kyle Kuzma
99.Klay Thompson
100.Jabari Smith Jr.

(Via https://t.co/GcVSMLY3AF)

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Kevin Durant sat down with ABC News to recall his most embarrassing moment:

“I remember I spent all day feuding with my own burner account, only to realize it hours later.”

(Via @ABC)

[Captain Klay @CaptKlay]

@WesternLensman KJP is a threat to democracy.

[lurks @onchainlurk]

@TheNBACentel @ScoopB Lock him up too

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

LeBron comments on P Diddy getting arrested:

“It’s crazy, I was bumping to ‘Mo Money Mo Problem’ earlier today in the car and I had a weird feeling today was the day the feds will catch Diddy.”

(Via @ScoopB)

[Captain Klay @CaptKlay]

@America1st16391 @ianmiles "I hope I can keep this buttplug inside prison."

[Captain Klay @CaptKlay]

@ClutchPoints @sixers He looking slower than me.

[Captain Klay @CaptKlay]

@KDTrey5 @NBA2K tell wanda I said what's crackin.