Captain Paul Mix94.5

Everyday on Clairsy, Matt and Kymba, Captain Paul reads out his JOKE OF THE DAY at the end of the show. The responses are mixed....

[Captain Paul Mix94.5 @CaptPaulJoke]

An early #Christmas cracker for you.. ;)

#Ruldolf #ChristmasJoke #CaptPaulsJoke #DadJoke #Mix945 #Perth

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Do you know how I know #Santa is SO good at Karate?
Because he has a #BlackBelt.. ;)

#CaptPaulsJoke #Christmas #DadJoke

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I always start my #Christmas shopping REALLY early!
I bought my nieces and nephews a Nintendo 64, walkmans and some cassettes! ;)
#CaptPaul

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I'm trying to get fit for summer but I forgot to go to the gym yesterday..
That's 7 years in a row... ;)

#CaptPaulsJoke #DadJokes #Summer

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I bought one of those CD's that teaches you Spanish while you sleep
But the CD kept skipping

Now I can only stutter in Spanish... #DadJokes

[Captain Paul Mix94.5 @CaptPaulJoke]

A friend of mine was dating and anesthetist but she had to end it...
She just didn't feel anything anymore..

;) #CaptPaul #Dadjokes

[Captain Paul Mix94.5 @CaptPaulJoke]

Johnny: Dad, where's Mum?
Dad: Son, she's with Jesus now
Johnny: Is she dead?
Dad: No she ran off with a Mexican waiter
#CaptPaulsJoke ;)

[Captain Paul Mix94.5 @CaptPaulJoke]

I don't understand why people sob quietly..
Use a megaphone for crying out LOUD!

;) #CaptainPaulsJoke #OutLoud #DadJokes @Mix945Perth

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Do you know what #Shakespeare called his new #vegan themed play?
Ham-less...
;) #CaptPaulsJoke #DadJoke #Perth @Mix945Perth

[Captain Paul Mix94.5 @CaptPaulJoke]

A Roman walked into a bar,
held up 2 fingers to the barman and said "5 drinks please".. ;)
#V #CaptPaulsJoke #DadJokes @Mix945Perth

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A skeleton goes to the bar and says I'll have a beer...
and a mop and bucket please... ;)
#CaptPaulsJoke #HalloweenSpecial @Mix945Perth

[Captain Paul Mix94.5 @CaptPaulJoke]

I really hope my girlfriend doesn't notice I swapped our bed for a trampoline..
She'll hit the roof!
#CaptPaulsJoke #DadJokes @Mix945Perth

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with colourblindness...
I tell you what that came out of the purple! #CaptPaulsJoke #DadJokes @Mix945Perth

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Click below for an absolute giggler! ;) You're welcome! #CaptPaulsJoke #DadJokes @Mix945Perth https://t.co/aEZjfxxqNs

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I accidentally gave my girlfriend Super Glue instead of lip balm.
Now he's not talking to me.. #CaptPaulsJoke @Mix945Perth Thanks @lissgrr!

[Captain Paul Mix94.5 @CaptPaulJoke]

@KingsfordLeap And now you've called me a twit as well! ;) Haha. All good my friend!

[Captain Paul Mix94.5 @CaptPaulJoke]

@KingsfordLeap Thanks mate!! We've heard a lot about you Boog!

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Not laugh I expected... Tough Monday morning crowd ;) #CaptPaulsJoke #DadJokes @Mix945Perth https://t.co/kL7CBT7G2k

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@BlondeRose I'm glad you liked it! :)

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I've transferred you the cash @KymbaCahill.. Thanks for the laugh ;) #CaptPaulsJoke #DadJokes @Mix945Perth https://t.co/xmFzNogB25