Capt (Ret) Ron

Retired Military. Much to my chagrin, I've personally wasted billions of your taxpayer dollars. Iraq/Afghanistan (2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2012).

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@LeadingReport We'll put him on the ticket again! 🤣🤣🤣

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@ClownWorld Bye Felicia.

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@WallStreetApes Guess you should have joined the military. My property taxes, zero.

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@elonmusk Not as much as I do after today!

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@TaraBull Me!

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@niyetsel Mind

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@WallStreetApes Then I won't lend you $500k to buy a home. I'll put it in the S&P for the next 30 years. What do you think my profit would be?

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@WorldAndScience That's a nonsensical question. All we can really do to search is listen. That doesn't take much of the funding being put into space .

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@stats_feed Cow farts.

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@libsoftiktok Damn white supremacists

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@TaraBull Well she's not more jacked than me, so?

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@james_xond Virtue.

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@SholdonDaniels In my yard.

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@WorldAndScience Fleshlight

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@amuse @ProfMJCleveland He named his penis old one ball?

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@ThrillaRilla369 Federal government can't tax you on unrealized gains, I don't think there's been any Court decision on a state doing that.

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@PeterDiamandis Yeah, my job...

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@LauraLoomer Yawn

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@vxylily Bowling

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@stats_feed I defy you to find any military bases in my booty!