Plant Daddy

Lucky for me, I run on spite and sweet revenge

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

If someone talked to me with an accent like Tom Shelby I would crumble immediately

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

Yeah women with muscles are DISGUSTING AND MANLY! I’ve never seen a hot woman with muscles! I don’t care if a ton of sexy muscle mommies reply to this with pix of themselves flexing cuz I’ll never be convinced! So they better not or it’s going to make me so mad! 👀

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

It’s absolutely BONKERS to me that in ONE week I’ve seen TWO—- TWO SEPARATE MEN— come to my work place with big ol SWASTIKA TATTOOS 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

@HamzaAhmed71043 @gIassarrows This comment

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

@berleezy saying he “prolapsed” on the new FTP video made me shoot water out of my nose😂😭

[illuminati hotties @illuminatihotts]

not my partner finding feminist theory that blows my mind in The Bachelor reddit

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

You should of never tried to try me
I'm the one, Forrest

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

I love Eminem with my whole heart

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

One more assignment to submit and I’m officially done with this term 😅

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

#letsgocomets last game of the season!

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

@MattWallace888 @johncarter6016 Hair?

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

@TArchofsociety @KiaryGames I know me too!

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

This is Rapex, an anti-raping device for women. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

I can't believe 85 south had Bert on there😂

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

@SingleDallasGuy 😂😂 Paul bout to get DOG walked 👏

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

@davidleavitt @JoJoFromJerz You think that walnut can read a book?

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

Idk why Grey’s Anatomy is still a thing, let it go baby.

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

To get clapped because I tell them to stop driving 90 down our little neighborhood street😒

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

I'm not one to call the police HOWMEVER I’ll be damned if I lived 30 years for my rainbow flag flying ass walks over to the confederate flag, 4 junk cars in the front yard grass, at least 1 junk washer and whatever else in their front yard

[Plant Daddy @CaptSaveAPlant]

My stylist blew out my hair after my haircut and it was cute but all I could see with that middle part was Jonathan Taylor Thomas.