Capt. 𝕏odapocket

Chronic misfit.
Broad-spectrum wannabe.
We're all swine here.
He/her/their.

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

View from The Asylum: A study in porta-potty graffiti 🧵

"I'm going crazy. "

[Dave Troy @davetroy]

I’m interested in talking to anyone who may have been at Elon Musk’s birthday party in June 2017. Hit me up on Signal at davetroy.69. Thanks.

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

As much as I don't want to add value to this platform by producing content for it, the potential benefits of sharing this outweigh that downside. I think y'all know by now that this is not the place to come to if you want to follow my thoughts.

[Dave Troy @davetroy]

A good practice right now, and I will have trouble doing it but am sure going to try, is to withhold reactions to provocations as long as possible. Allow time for the frontal cortex to engage rather than just letting the amygdala react without reflection.

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@SaintMystic @TheCinesthetic Little mermaid: The ideal woman has nice legs and keeps her mouth shut. Consent is optional.
Beauty and the Beast: It's okay if your man rages at you sometimes, so long as he loves you.

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@IwriteOK In my observation, no one is generally able to stop you.

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@immasiddtweets Most problems are fixed by turning it off and then turning it back on again.

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@RVAwonk Totally. Similar to how I feel about truth. Spun truth makes some of the best propaganda because it holds up to fact checks. Why invent a lie and risk being uncovered when a truth is sufficient to sow the doubt you seek?

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@LayneDarlin @RVAwonk I see Palantir's role in this as to be a terribly efficient tool for identifying the most vulnerable pressure points in a population. Big Data analytics can tell you what topics to focus on, which social nodes to target, what style of language to use, and so much more.

[Dave Troy @davetroy]

The most significant “rigging” of this election came from Russia turning people’s brains into warm rice pudding over a period of ~75 years through Active Measures. That’s regrettable, but it’s not like nobody knew it was happening. The fact is that no one has much cared.

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@SwissWatchGuy I'm not gonna bother to repeat what so many here are already saying.

Find better attacks. This easy-to-counter shit makes us look bad.

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@noturtlesoup17 I think that the number of Springfield residents that believe it is greater than zero.

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@sama Former President*

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

Are you one of the many voices I'm suddenly seeing push for Newsom to replace Biden as the democratic nominee? If so, can you remember where you first got the idea from? How long have you held that position? Is it new, or is it something you've been thinking for a while now?

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@jaredlholt I don't have the foggiest.

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@zeibura Nowhere nearly as lively as that.

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@Purring_Lynx https://t.co/0ynXNN16zX

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@LCRWnews Are proper nouns typically accepted in this puzzle?

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@sentdefender You used to be such a valuable source of raw Intel, but now your biased editorializing has gotten so out of hand that I can't even trust the rest of what you post.

It's made me real sad to watch you become another casualty of modern great-power conflict.

Fuck war. Buh-bye.

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@travis_view Cadence doesn't have meaning?

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@caesararum Huh?

[Capt. 𝕏odapocket @CaptSodapocket]

@TylerGlaiel Hollow Knight. Never gonna happen. Maybe if my reflexes were twenty years younger.