Carol Danvers

Captain Marvel. Air Force. Pilot. Avenger. Nerd. // Canon Divergence for Earth-332. // 21+ //

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

"ℍ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕖𝕣, 𝕗𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣, 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣, 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕪."

🌌 Captain Marvel. Avenger. Leader.
🌠 Half-Human + Half-Kree = Badass.
🌌 Proud owner of a Flerken cat named Chewie.
🌠 Who're you calling OP?

[jace 🍎🎄(local comms open) @FILOBOOSTER]

(marvel) #AcrossTheSpiderverse caroljess transcends universes to me

[jace 🍎🎄(local comms open) @FILOBOOSTER]

💥comm of caroljess and carol

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

< Carol threw Jess a smile, she thought they'd make a cute couple too >

Peanut Butter didn't tell me anything, but Goblin Boy was yapping my ear off during the holidays.

If anything, your boss and I might have the same taste, doesn't he think you're hot?

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

And, yes, we have a Strange. But how did you know that? Did PB tell you?

She /is/ Miguel's ex, you know. Is that really who you wanna go for?

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

her longer!

But we went for coffee and she told me all about her this new dude she was "kinda sorta" seeing...

< Carol shrugged, life happens and you don't get everything you want >

I heard you had a Lady Dr. Strange at HQ, got her number?

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

HEL-LO, we are talking about YOU today, Spider-Woman, don't turn this around.

< Carol snorted as Jess shoved her, just like old times. >

Run me over? Still trying to get me on my back? Not going to work!

< No, keep walking Ant-Man, you heard nothing >

Ugh. Don't even, I knew

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

[Jess shoves Carol playfully, like old friends.]

Now can we /please/ talk about you? Did you finally make a move on Jones?

Seriously, talk about not being over someone, you went after another Jessica.

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

Hawkeye, Roger, Prowler, and didn't you and Stark have a thing?

I also realized you have a thing for "baddies"... didn't you say O'Hara was the Green Goblin or something?

< Checkmate. Jess might not see it, but Carol's grin had gotten even bigger. >

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

Gabriel is--

[--all of those things.]

Look, okay, Gabriel's a bad example.

[Is he though? No. Half of NYC probably just heard her sigh.]

I hate you.

[She doesn't.]

Anyway, he came back recently and I think I'm gonna kick his ass.

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

< Carol's already flying to Jess carrying a car >

We didn't work out for OTHER reasons. And it's TOTALLY your type - look at O'Hara, he's a perfect example!

Anyways, this Parker sounds like your type and you caught feels and now you're upset. Reasonably so I'll add.

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

Woah woah woah, that is /so/ not true!

[Despite the fact that they are now yelling, she's still trying to add more distance between them!]

We didn't work out, 'cause, well, we didn't.

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

< Carol is loud and has super hearing, they can continue this conversation for as far and long as possible! >

Because that's your type in men: Younger, sweet as hell and a bottom.

< It's why Jess and Carol didn't work out in the long run >

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

But, yeah, he is. How'd you know?

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

laughter >

You miss me THAT much?!

< Was that a jab? Maybe, but Jess could take it easily >

I can't believe you caught feels for a blond Parker. Let me guess, is he younger than you and super sugary sweet?

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

Us. We dipped after last Thursday's fight so it's our turn

< Carol sighed and began reviewing what they needed to fix, but that was soon interrupted when Jess mentioned "Peter Parker" >

GIRL. Are you ser--

< Then "Blondie" was uttered and Carol lost it, nearly doubling over in

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

He's a Peter -- don't say it, I already /know/ -- but he goes by Blondie -- again. don't. say it.

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

Oof. Did he get intimidated by you and ran off? It's sweet you're even entertaining adding another partner - O'Hara not enough?

< Carol was teasing of course, Gabriel and her sort of made up during the holidays, but she had her own Thoughts about him >

Give me a name!

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

I mean, I guess he technically stood up Gabriel, too.

Ugh, even just saying it out loud sounds bad. Can we talk about your love life instead? Any new girlfriends?

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

Waffles when we win!

< Carol reached back to pull Jess by her waist and swapped places so Carol could take on the huge swarm heading towards Jess >

What do you mean, this is the best time to talk about our emotions. High stress situations make opening up easier.

Spit it out!

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

A promise. But only after you buy me those waffles you were on about.

[Jess glances over her shoulder with a smirk before turning her attention back to the baddies, delivering a roundhouse kick to the one approaching her.]

Could we do this later? Maybe with fewer aliens around?

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

Is that a promise or one of your spider quips?

< Carol calls out to another Avenger with orders and continues to stay against Jess, the two holding the ground level defense >

Waffles drenched in syrup with bacon does sound good, but instead of deflecting, what's bothering you?

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

Girl, just wait till we're done here-- I'm gonna take you down!

[She presses her back against Carol's and sends a group of aliens trapped in her webs flying.]

It could always be better. Like, right now, we could be at brunch instead of fighting bad guys.

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

I don't think I'd feel it if you did.

< Yes, she's smirking. Carol floats over to Jess and stops once her back is pressed against Jess', sending a wave of energy towards the oncoming wave of aliens >

But it could be better?

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

I don't hit you that hard.

Everything's good. As good as it can be.

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

Punch the baddies any harder and one might think they were an ex.

@SpiderWoman332, you good?

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

📲 Did it hurt typing that.
📲 I'll bring a side dish.

[Gabriel O'Hara @FirelightOHara]

📲 ha ha ha ha. funny
📲 Thanks, Carol. I appreciate it

........... I am a good man.

📲 So Aunt Miriam is coming to 928B for Turkeyday dinner since it's Gerry first big holiday & we wanted to stay here tomorrow.
📲 You want to come over?

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

[Text: O'Hara]

📲 Swallowed your pride to ask me for help? Adorable, you're learning.
📲 She's already been dismissed from Avengers duty starting today.
📲 Treat her well, O'Hara.

[Gabriel O'Hara @FirelightOHara]

I can't believe I'm doing this.

[Text: Karen Carol]
@CaptSparklefist

📲 It's Gabriel!
📲 Can you do me a fav & tell the Avengers to shove it?
📲 Jess has been doing a LOT of Avenger work even tho she's part-time
📲 I know we don't get along but we both care abt Jess... Please.

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

😘

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

@CaptSparklefist 😘

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

She has good taste.

[Gabriel O'Hara @FirelightOHara]

SOBBING.

[Carol Danvers @CaptSparklefist]

I'm not dead.

Being 'Boss of Space' means constant dealings with intergalactic peace keeping, fragile egos, and making sure I'm home in time to take Chewie to the vet.

I'm busy.