Lord_Chutney

Flinging Poo at Political Correctness Since 1960 & general colouring in outside the lines. 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

Ah a carpet creeper - figures

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

@Capt_Neutron I'm retired 🙄

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

Don’t give up your day job….

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

Here's half of the £5 500g lean beef mince I bought from Aldi on Wednesday. All ready to go in the oven later.
And yes, 250g really is enough for the two of us you naysayers.

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

What’s the hurry ? He’s not going anywhere…

[MilitantMabel 🇬🇧 Lady Bunny @landgirlwlm]

My dad died last Monday. Still waiting for death certificate! Is this the norm now??
Can’t do anything, inform banks, savings, etc etc. The funeral director is getting a bit nervy too! She cannot legally touch him without the DC. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Funerals used to be within a week!!! 😞

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

@Iromg Fun fact - HMRC have always had this power…

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

@ArchRose90 It was for charity you fucking muppet 😂

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

Fun fact HMRC have always had the power to take what you owe from your bank..,

[Robert Jenrick @RobertJenrick]

Under Labour, HMRC will reach into your bank account and seize your money.

Under Reform, you’ll get a £30 rebate if HMRC leave you stuck on the phone for 30 mins.

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

It’s was for charity you fucking muppet 😂

[Ian Fisher @ianfsher]

Fucking pathetic....

One minute he's telling everyone to be ready for war with Russia!!!!

Next thing he's on Gogglebox tonight!!

What a colossal prick!!

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

Asylum seekers don’t get benefits - Google is your friend…

[paul @paul43471534]

When I started work at 16 I was told I could get the state pension at 65 now it’s looking at 68 yet benefits are paid to asylum seekers as soon as they land on our shores🤷‍♂️ why do I feel like I’ve been scammed by the government 😡

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

Welcome to neoliberalism 🙏🏻

[DB Talks @itsdbtalks]

£15 FOR JUST THREE ITEMS. 🤯

Just done my weekly food shop.

Noticed that it’s £6 for chicken, £5 for cheese and £4 for cereal.

£15 for THREE basic items.

And people wonder why the weekly shop is costing a fortune.

When did feeding your family become this expensive?

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

It’s was for charity you fucking nob 😂

[Steve Miller @StevenJonMiller]

🚨👉 SICKENING: Andy Burnham jumping on the Gogglebox PR bandwagon, I find actually quite sickening. 🤮

If he cared about cancer care, he would stop foreign aid and net zero & fund it properly.

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

It’s for standing up yo cancer to fucking nob 😂

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

It’s for standing up to cancer you fucking nob 😂

[Ste pool @Slfc05]

Burnham is going on Gogglebox while 4000 illegals are on a beach in France waiting to invade our country
WE MUST REMOVE HIM ASAP and his GOVERNMENT

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

😂😂😂😂

[Dr. Hank Desmond @HankDesmondPhD]

WOW — A new study estimates President Trump’s IQ is somewhere in the range of 146-159!

For reference, Albert Einstein is estimated to be around 160 by biographers.

And Barack Obama’s score is 104!

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

😂😂

[Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧 @TiceRichard]

Reform will keep your bills down.

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

It will make fuck all difference brother - in fact it might cost more brother.

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

Welcome to capitalism Kat 🙏🏻

[Kat 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Kat_Attack]

I’m so bloody depressed ☹️
I’ve had a couple drinks tonight
I’m a single mother of 2 children and I’m so scared for their future
I want them to have all the opportunities I had in the 90s when I left school
The 90s was liturally the epitome of British people’s happiness…
You could go out safely taking £20 for the entire night
There was job opportunities everywhere
No one was on benefits those days
U worked in a shop, u got paid and that was enough to go out for drinks and socialise all the time.. whenever u wanted
It’s so sad now 🥺

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

So you know who the next president will be then John ? Or are you just chatting shit ?

[John Ganges @dunstablian]

Only Farage has a signed memorandum of understanding with the next French President, guaranteeing that illegal who have and do, enter our country illegally from France, will be accepted back. Only Reform have this guarantee. Vote Reform if you want them all returned.

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

Always the victim 😂

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

I want to tell you about one of the people ITV psychologically damaged, who does not appear in any documentary.

He is a Reform member in Portsmouth.

He served as a Royal Marine in Afghanistan and Iraq, with distinction.

One of ITV's undercover reporters told him they shared the same military background.

That was a lie.

The Marine, believing him, took him for a drink. They spent hours talking about their 'shared' service.

He shared deeply personal stories from the front line.

He thought he was talking to a friend who had been through the same things.

He has since learned that the man across the table was an actor with a hidden camera, sent by a television company to damage the party he volunteers for.

Violated. That's the word he used, and I'm not going to soften it.

A man who put his life on the line for this country had his most private memories extracted by deception for a TV programme.

ITV should be ashamed.

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

For what ? Doing their job ? Give your head a wobble 😂

[Simone Jacobs. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 @inzahulhaq]

I hope Reform UK bankrupts ITV.

[Lord_Chutney @Capt_Neutron]

Stupid runs in the family I guess….

[William P 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @williamp4444]

I live in Sussex And will be voting Reform along with all my family members