Ryan Parsons

Trying is no good, you must succeed.

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

@AlexHamer1 Is that seriously their argument? “He didn’t drink any wine so it was ok - you know COVID only infects people if they drink wine”

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

@AlexHamer1 My Grandad (RIP) used to call them “The Great Unwashed”

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

@CotswoldCo As useful as bollocks on a dildo

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

@CotswoldCo any danger of being able to talk to someone on the phone? You just delivered this pile of shit and now won’t talk to us? Shocking customer service!

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

@CotswoldCo Dealing with your customer service is like pulling teeth!! Order number 2212923 - told last week that you will collect and refund. Told someone would be in touch to confirm but nothing!

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

@CotswoldCo I wouldn’t want my kids taking advice from someone who delivers shit like this! Customer service is shocking - they answer then put the phone down. Can’t speak to anybody! Your CEO should be looking at his own co before worrying kids in Blackpool!

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

@drydrinker what is going on?? This is my first order, so I guess it will be my last. No communication = Shit service!

[Mark Stephens @MarksLarks]

Next year can we all clap for our MP's rather than give them a pay rise?

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

Turns out 3am is the best time to do chores when you have a newborn. Who’d have thunk it?

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

Fight on the window feeder this morning

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

I listen to Radio 2 everyday but this biased bollocks over Covid guidelines has lost them a listener.

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

Me waiting for the rain to stop so I can use my hammock 😔

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

Been waiting 5 years to be able to put my hammock up. Finally get a hammock stand and ITS RAINING 😩

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

How is this knob in a position to make laws? https://t.co/lhpe7ce7Dr

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

@MitchisonMitch @AndyRobsonTips 😂

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

@PokerStars any danger of you replying to my emails and letting me back in to my account??

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

So I finally did it... one year without alcohol. It’s been the best and worst year of my life but I am proud.

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

Incredible 😍 https://t.co/rEVfNfxyMY

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

Fucking disgraceful 🤬 https://t.co/xlv3Im4mu0

[Ryan Parsons @Capt_RyRy]

@ITV here's seeing seeing you!